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#james may #g-iiij

Rewatching Top Gear s10e01, from French riviera to Stelvio pass

Seven years later, in Switzerland:

#jeremy clarkson #james may #richard hammond #top gear #s10e01 #the grand tour #s02e01 #switzerland

#good omens spoiler #good omens #S01E03 #S03 #shall I say thank you #better not #not that i've understood that intro though

Smol

#gecko #it's that season again

#james may #jeremy clarkson #richard hammond #the grand tour #one for the road #the grandish tour #old folks home

ymas00

Noodles.

itsduckinghard

Not just noodles, I guess

#James may #noodles #all over his shirt #penne too #Jeremy's favourite model btw

Read it as 'omg breather valve' at first and for a moment I was just as excited as them

#omg breather valve'#silly post is silly

ymas00

Pants. Some of them Lucky.

(A heartfelt thank-you goes once again to @muggs8787 (who I stole this video from) for preserving so much history!)

Jeremy: "I just have to say as well, the other issue is that James May is in the News Of The World pretty much every weekend now, because James likes to go to award ceremonies where he has too much of the free drink, and then doesn't realise that when a girl comes over with a notepad and a pen, that she might actually be a journalist."

James: "She didn't have a notepad and a pen and anyway, I don't care. If they want to tell the world that I've only got two pairs of pants and the world is interested, well, bully for them."

(Pleasepleaseplease, does anyone have the News Of The World article that came out after a presumably drunk James told a sneaky wanna-be journalist he only owns two pairs of pants? I tried to search for it but came up empty... Must have been around 20th February 2011, because that's when the Snowbine Harvester episode aired.)

Also featuring Andy's lucky pants, and a James who casually mentions rushing to hospital after Richard's accident without a change of underwear.

James: "Well, Hammond was in hospital and I had no pants 'cause I'd driven straight up there, so Andy Wilman, he said I have to buy a pair of pants (for the first time since 1976) and I said could you get me a pair while you're there and, humourously he came back with a pair of brown ones with cream piping. Whiterose. Nylon."

Jeremy: "Well, we'd seen that's what you like best of all."

(Transcripts by me, to the best of my abilities.)

itsduckinghard

TNT rubbed shoulders with the rich, the famous and the random at the London Chortle Awards last night. While comedians who scooped accolades

(Should we be surprised that Jeremy had mixed up the magazines? I don’t think so.)

#james may #talks knickers #i'm a bit more concerned by the fact Jeremy knew about such interview actually

Top Gear boys configuration

Volume bar

Holy Trinity

Disfunctional family

#jeremy clarkson #james may #richard hammond #top gear #the grand tour #jsyk the Jeremy/Richard/James combo is rather rare #permutations of three #as always #too much time on my hands

muggs8787

itsduckinghard

Here to ruin the party - just a tad bit, actually - with evidence thanks to @ymas00 who found it first

So there's a good chance that gag might be scripted. The Gentleman's Relish bit on the telly, I mean; speculations on Jeremy's face are James' own

#still #perfectly executed #so he's not only brilliant #he's quite a good actor too #then he gets lost in speculation about what Jeremy's face tastes like #Oh well you can't have it all #can you?#James may #gentleman's relish #jeremy clarkson #richard hammond #top gear #s16e04

waterhoseswimmingpool

cannot determine whether throwing a rock at a can and having it actually hit the can, or pushing a two-ton car and it actually moving is the hottest thing James has done.

#james may #jeremy clarkson #top gear s11e05

#I’ve got too much time on my hands #if you know you know

Lolita basking in the sun

#doggo #good girl

#now for something different #been thinking about it since i first saw it #ilya rozanov #the cherub you are #heated rivalry

#james may

#james may #oh and a motorbike #some say there's a motorbike somewhere in this pic #although i'm frankly unable to spot it

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