Mr The Captain Butcher

Izzy ☆ they/them ☆ the world’s leading Charles Boyle enthusiast ☆ currently writing an untitled vampire romcom

[impossiblyizzy]

The Vegan and the Vampire + text posts

[impossiblyizzy]

bonus:

[thevampirecaspian]

The little extra nola loustat is so sweet :)

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.07 | "The Failures"

[impossiblyizzy]

I didn't expect TVL to mostly be about sexual trauma. hard to watch. very good though.

[simoneashley]

Armand + that hairstyle

[hammondandmay]

[kink-tomato]

This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire

[getvalentined]

These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.

I made one comment, and it was this:

No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.

[undeadhousewife]

[impossiblyizzy]

godddd how do you ever stop tweaking a novel and actually just fix the problems? do I need to shill out a grand for a dev edit? or should I give up and start something new?

[impossiblyizzy]

James May | Obsessed With You

It's done! Completely daft but I can't stop watching it back and grinning. Huge thanks to @slow-burn for their help :)

[endiness]

twirlstat 💫

[circuitdelasarthe]

“If you wanna ride in a fast car, feel the wind in your hair.”

Anywhere - Passenger ♦

[maxwyl]

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

[knight-in-shimmering-armour]

Claudia's ghost seeing Armand deliver the iconic "My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat lestat... And you threw her name around just for cover but it always circled back to him" like "bitch I loathe you and I hope you die but that was a certified banger."

[simoneashley]

#ideal dynamic Louis and Lestat in Interview With the Vampire 3.06

[knifelesbianjo]

evil dan and phil

[mrosetta]

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.06: Montreal TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version. +bonus bc op is very tired of seeing terrible takes online:

The Vampire Lestat is now streaming on AMC+. If you have the chance, please support the show by tuning in on the official platforms. Every view counts!

[slow-burn]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Top Gear (UK) RPF, James May’s Shed Load of Ideas Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James May/Sarah Frater/Sim Oakley Additional Tags: Painful Sex, Menopause, Perimenopause, Menopause Sex, Soft, Polyamory, Established Relationship, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Prostate Massage, Blended Orgasms, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Lube, Frottage, Intercrural Sex, Extended Foreplay, Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Body Positivity, belly love, Threesome - F/M/M Summary: Sim reached out to squeeze James’s hand at the sight of her and James turned from the vision of Woman to the vision of Man and sighed at his great good fortune.