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[bowlofconfetti]

i love you knives out i love you glass onion i love you murder mystery i love you silly southern detective i love you rich people getting fucked over i love you movies that are fun i love you movies with good foreshadowing i love you themes and motifs i love you poetic cinema i love you set design i love you good guy wins i love you

[bowlofconfetti]

i love you wake up dead man i love you catholic imagery i love you this is how things should be but this is how things are i love you silly accent again i love you bad men get nothing i love you tailored suits i love you doing the right thing despite consequence i love you good guys win again i love you absolved of sins i love you

[audieaudieaudie]

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

A brief break from all the "Is Gwen just a trans allegory or textually trans" debates to point out that apparently ATSV Gwen is Catholic. Daredevil and Nightcrawler are in good company it seems!

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

The Gwen Stacy discourse is off the chain and everyone needs to chill

Because like one half is saying she's trans because of the (intentional?) subtext and allegory and people are mad

And then there's other people mad about her being implied, textually, to be religious at all

Like wtf is going on here

[demolition-lovers-forever]

Why did he tell her she needs fucking spandex for whem she hulks out? She doesnt get muscular she fucking loses about 100 pounds oh except her tits are a DD now

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

What? She basically doubles in height and her arms and legs get bigger. Even her hair is longer.

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

Loki antis are gonna be every funny next week if speculation is true that Waldron is writing FF

[shadow-turtle-234]

Fantastic Four, I assume?

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

Yep. Waldron said Reed is his favorite character, and even pre-Illuminati being part of the story Reed was going to have a cameo at the end. Wouldn't be surprised if that's the guy who got the writing gig

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

Loki antis are gonna be every funny next week if speculation is true that Waldron is writing FF

[falllpoutboy]

this fucking tea is delicious

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

Damn I had no idea Phastos was white

[janetsnakehole02]

INHUMAN KAMALA INHUMAN KAMALA

I REPEAT

INHUMAN. KAMALA.

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

How do you think saying she has a genetic mutation and then playing the X-Men theme means she's an Inhuman?

[falllpoutboy]

they made val do a commerical gag for fucking old spice cologne and i'm not supposed to believe the didn't masculinize/defeminize her?

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

How is this "defeminizing", women also use deodorant

[falllpoutboy]

i don’t care what your thoughts on thorkyrie and/or thorjane are, we should all be able to admit that the mcu shelving thor’s black female love interest only to bring back his white ex gf who hasn’t been seen in almost 10 years is messed up and wrong, if not very indicative of them catering to a very extremist side of marvel’s consumers

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

Idk, Valkyrie wasn't really written like a love interest in Ragnarok.

[justarandomgirly]

Funny how noone needs Loki in Thor movie no more. All those who said Taika will let the sun to shine on them again are now quiet. All who said there is no Thor without Loki. Who claimed Taika will fix what Russos did to asgard brothers. Noone mentions Loki's absense and that Taika isnt giving them any of that.

Where is the outrage the sun wont shine on them again??? Where is the fire fans showed in their bellies after IW?

Just like before MoM fans saying they want Loki/SW/Strange trio in MoM and some were being dramatic they will sue Marvel if it doesnt happen, but after MoM none of them complains there was no Loki, no wizard trio from comics and Wanda didnt even team up with Stephen. Suddenly noone needs it.

Which leads me to believe all these fans dont have any principles, any beliefs. They just say these things to sound like they care, but then they just eat any garbage Marvel throws at them.

Cos if you truly cared about seeing the trio Loki/Wanda/Strange, you would at least mention youre disappointed it didnt happen.

I give you an example so you understand what I mean.

I have no problem with fans who wanted Loki to team up with Wanda and Stephen in MoM loving this movie, despite Loki not being there. My problem is with fans who were going on and on about how this trio should team up, like in comics, how there is no point in the movie if this doesnt happen,you know, being all dramatic,

but after seeing the movie, none of these people mentions with one word "too bad Loki didnt show up". Not even "I loved the movie, but its a wasted opportunity these 3 didnt team up". Nothing. After months, literaly years of fans repeating these 3 need to fight together like in comics, none says it after the movie. Not even "I wanted it,but it worked out even without Loki." Not one word.

It really does look like fans just love saying these things, but they really do not care.

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

Person is surprised Loki is not in Love and Thunder despite Loki having been dead in that universe since Infinity War

its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[toastoat]

Oh thank god

[ohthehypocrisy]

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

[sreegs-archive]

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, it’s got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: unknown

[rob-pattinson]

“This was the most physically taxing of all the film because of the lightsaber duels. Everytime I wasn’t shooting, I was rehearsing. Something that took weeks and weeks to shoot, even though it only lasts a few minutes on film. So it taxed me to the limit.”

MARK HAMILL “Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back” BTS › 1980

[twixpie]

Important relevant thoughts courtesy of twitter

[sunrisedespair]

I studied fashion for years solely to answer this question: 

-Fitted t-shirts (notice how his collar and sleeves are snug against the body and not loose while also not being too tight; chest/shoulder/torso measurements really matter) 

-Flare bottom/bell bottom/wide fit jeans (loose leg jeans emphasise a smaller waist, which combined with fitted t-shirts gives a lot of 70s dudes the illusion of the ideal powerful twink body)

-Medium length hair and bangs/fringe and feathered hair for masc people (pulling the hair back and away from the face emphasises angular facial structure and gives masc people a mature look, while bobbed haircuts that frame the face and cover the forehead gives a younger look; hair feathering created a feel of energy and brightness) 

Voila, you have a good 70s boy right there if you follow the above instructions. 

[katherynefromphilly]

I went all through the notes to find the post I wanted to reblog and boom here it is. Also this training is for The Empire Strikes Back, which was filmed in 1979-80 and released in May of 1980. The person in the notes who said “I’m glad bell bottoms didn’t cut back” is a bit mistaken because they did come back somewhat, as “extra wide boot cut flares”. I adore his scruffy hair here, and his cowboy boots with heels and his arrrrrrrrms.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

We’re all just not gonna mention he did all the Star Wars training in jeans huh? King.

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

My theory on the Flag-Smashers plan:

So they want the world to go back to the way it was before the blip, and as part of their big plan. That they "can't go back from" they...stole a bunch of vaccines. Think about that. From a guy called the Power Broker, which means they probably aren't just regular vaccines.

Because there is one major difference between the world during the Blip and the world after it: half the population suddenly returned. So the way to return things to before would likely be to unleash something that would take half the population. Ironically enough given the way things are...

They're going to unleash a virus.

[scottsumrners]

funny how the leader of the flag smashers is a white lady and then most of her subordinates are people of color..............specially a native american man, a latino, a black guy and a black woman.................. and the entire point of their movement is "one world, one people". huh

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

A reminder that Erin Kellyman is not white...

[itseemedlikeagoodideatthetime]

(via RUMOR: Olivia Cooke and Taissa Farmiga Also Up For Kate Bishop in HAWKEYE; Is Hailee Steinfeld Out?)