It's Funny Cause It's False

Taco Bell, TV, & more Taco Bell Big Brother 18 lets go

[ruinedchildhood]

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

[anitaspallenberg]

Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.

This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via bl-ossomed)

[itsfunnycauseitsfalse]

Okay so I don't agree with everything the Plastics say or particularly like their gameplay, but I actually really enjoyed watching them share their secrets. Even though one or two of them will most likely go tonight in the double eviction I feel whoever is left will be the underdog. If they play it right they could be dangerous in the game.

[punacceptable]

[observando]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter

[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[helloitsbees]

nature is amazing

[booze-grandpa]

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

[socialbutts]

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

[honeybutteralmonds-deactivated2]

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

[tetraghost]

i wish birds brought ME presents

[baelgrave]

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

[kedreeva]

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

[baelgrave]

I could not have asked for more

[enchanted-dystopia]

I wish someone loved me like a crow.

[gael-garcia]

[tomche]

when you leave a store without buying anything

[itsfunnycauseitsfalse]

When Big Brother queen Danielle Reyes follows you on Twitter >>>

[bigbrotherexposed]

BBOTT FOLLOW SPREE

IF YOU’RE PLANNING ON KEEPING UP WITH BBOTT AND WILL CONTINUE TO BLOG AFTER TONIGHT THEN PLEASE REBLOG AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU !! 💜💜💜💜love u all

[micdotcom]

[thabougieone]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

[ianjayt-deactivated20200712]

[megstr]

[weloveshortvideos]

[nefariouscinephile]

[shitpostempire]