you shook me all night long

i'm griffin nicholas hayward; but griff is fine too; it's short and simple. 21. literature major. i'm the oldest of three; which isn't so bad now when we all get our own birthday cakes every year. i'm more of a chiffon cake guy than red velvet, honestly. but i guess any cake is better than no cake at all. quite honestly, there's not really much to say about me other than that. i'll probably ruin all sweet moments by laughing; it's been known to happen once or twice. i don't think i would make a very good actor - or at least not a good co-actor. thank god theatre was never really my thing.

[jax0npierce]

You suck, man.

[itsgriffh-blog]

I’m not good with dates, okay?

[rosettarhodes]

That sounds like something I would  do to, but  I’m so glad to have company in this. 

[itsgriffh-blog]

We can moan in pain together.

[jax0npierce]

Apparently I turned 23. Thanks Mom. Always nice to be reminded of your birthday 4 days later.

[itsgriffh-blog]

Ouch. I’d say I can be your new mum but I’m realising my happy birthday is gonna be even more late.

[jax0npierce]

Absolutely not, I would thrash your ass either way.

[itsgriffh-blog]

Sure, sure.

[rosettarhodes]

So  I am glad to be reading some nice stuff. I’m going to go to the library. Does anyone want to come?

[itsgriffh-blog]

I’d love to. Although, I’ll probably end up borrowing too many books.

[itsgriffh-blog]

@maseinspace: @griffh i almost did :| instead i just left the store as fast as i could

@griffh: @maseinspace well, you know what to do next time

[raj-ganesh]

The cat, stop killing the cat. He probably only has like 3 or 4 lives left after all this.

[itsgriffh-blog]

But she’s too cute. I couldn’t just throw her out of the room.

[ohdearhart-blog1]

It was incredibly unexpected but I’m totally cool with it being disappointing– I’m really not into seeing what sort of things he could come up with that are not disappointing. The culprit later revealed himself to be my roommate and his mind works in mysterious ways. There’s no telling what could come next. 

[itsgriffh-blog]

Sounds like a fun roommate.

[tee--kay-blog]

Oh yeah, absolutely. I want to be a writer someday and the best way to learn is from the classics. 

[itsgriffh-blog]

Ah, gotcha. I just like to read. I don’t think I’d make a very good writer. I do write pretty decent book reports, however. What’s your favourite genre? Or perhaps this is is better phrased; what genre do you find yourself reading the most?

[jax0npierce]

How the fuck will I throw you off now?

[itsgriffh-blog]

Is that you admitting you’re too shitty to play without cheating?

[hartjoseph]

When you have to wait in line for twenty minutes to get a coffee and people are surprised you get a little agitated.

There are too many people on this planet. I think a new plague would not be so bad.

[itsgriffh-blog]

You should go to the coffee shop I go to. There’s hardly anyone there, ever. The coffee’s shockingly decent.

[itsgriffh-blog]

@maseinspace: got a crusty look when an old lady found out auggie has no mother

@maseinspace: sorry mrs crusty pants?? mothers aren't always necessary

@griffh: this is one of the rare moments when i encourage you to flip an old lady off

[jax0npierce]

Damn, you’ve discovered my methods of distraction.

[itsgriffh-blog]

I god damn knew it.

[tee--kay-blog]

Could it be that I’ve found a fellow lit nerd? 

[itsgriffh-blog]

You’re one? That’s great. Literature is great.

[tee--kay-blog]

Of course there are! Just think of all the cool stuff you wouldn’t have learned if you never went to college.  

[itsgriffh-blog]

That’s true. Besides, college has allowed me to make my life nearly all about literature, so I’m definitely not complaining one bit.

[jax0npierce]

Afraid of getting beat?

[itsgriffh-blog]

Rather, afraid you’ll show up nude.

[jax0npierce]

Live tournaments. That’s all.

[itsgriffh-blog]

You wish.