gay ice

ideologically i don't agree with the military but they kind of went off with homosexuality also @endof-vanity

[itsicecold]

kermit the frog and a fan

[itsicecold]

[itsicecold]

kermit the frog and a fan

[marisatomay]

Just saw a post insisting that we are NOT having “a Tom Cruise summer.” As if every summer isn’t a Tom Cruise summer. My ass is fat. I’m so sweaty all the time. My jeans are tight. I’m doing homoeroticism with my buds. The sinister air of capitalism and the dying American dream makes me want to end it all.

[midnightcowboy1969]

let’s listen to the film going through with mama

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

how come ethan hunt never wore those cunty wireframe glasses again

[marisatomay]

Happy Birthday to the Movie Star of All Time

[sonnywrites]

[sonnywrites]

why doesn't the big pilot eat the little pilot

[sonnywrites]

[hackerchickbodyy]

The wafer physique….

[bravoechoes]

“Tom is a badass and can fall off stairs very easily” “Tom Cruise is a train you have to constantly lay tracks in front of” “he’s weird. he eats wafers all day” “he is persistent, delicate in purpose, and quietly radical” just some of my personal favourite quotes of people describing tom cruise

[hackerchickbodyy]

The wafer physique….

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

Commission for @hauntedhowlett of a scene from their IceMav fic (that can be read here!)

Thank you so much for commissioning me💙

Sketch // full body

[wizardwomenwisdom]

happy pride month to chad and ryan, the lil gay cowboy and roman in the night at the museum trilogy, and every man who played volleyball in top gun (1986).

[itsacruelsummerwithyou2]

okay yeah val kilmer made iceman gay on purpose what the fuck was tom cruise’s excuse

[magneticghouls]

oh mav, my mav <3