Justin Likes To Write

Recovering writer

[insomniacxan]

family photo ft. The Weskerlings

[chloesimaginationthings]

I hope Jake and Sherry can meet again in Resident evil

[nagumoan]

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

[paladitos]

[jewish-tutter]

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

[rizaoftheowls]

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

[rizaoftheowls]

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

[above-d-clouds]

A handy table for everyone:

[cityglowing]

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

[augustdementhe]

Oh SWEET, a table!

[thestuffedalligator]

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

[thestuffedalligator]

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

[vergak]

[stellifymyheart]

the cowboy hat in question

[shannananan]

Matt, building his character for EXU: Head EMPTY. Heart FULL. CANT LOSE

Brennan, building his character for Misfits & Magic: the saddest person you will ever meet ψ ŵ̴̘̭̲̊͌͘ḧ̶͓̜̬́ơ̶̧̮̠͖̆̾̚ ̴̬̫̗͋̋w̷̡̒͌̾̽i̴̛̜͙̓͠͝͝l̵͔̜̮̂̚l̵̢͖̖̾ ̶̢̹̣̬̈́̈́͋͠d̴͙̣̭͇̃͑̕͝ë̴̯̲̗v̷̨͂̒̑̎͝o̸̧̭̗̾̊̚͜͜u̸͈̟͍͒̄̾́r̷͍͚̭̦̻̈́́̂͛ ̵̱̘͕͙̲͒́͒͗́ý̷͍͔̙̱̏o̸̺̽̽u̸͓͍̼̫̔̅̏͠ͅr̴̝̮͊̈̂͘̕ ̴̞̦̞̝͋̕s̵̥̺̿̾̂̋̇ͅo̸̳̐ṳ̵̲͖͉̔̃̽ļ̵͔͙̋̔̓͜ ψ and knows a lot about birds

[rhitahtyn]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Archetype- Lightsworn

Lightsworn", known as “Lightlord” (ライトロード Raitorōdo) in the OCG, is an archetype of monsters introduced in Light of Destruction. They are all LIGHT Attribute monsters and their primary effect which involves self-milling, sending cards from the top of your Deck to your Graveyard, either as a cost to activate their effect(s), or as part of the effect(s) itself.

This archetype was localized to “Lightsworn” since the literal translation from Japanese (“Lightlord”) had a male connotation attributed to it, and could not be applied to all members of this archetype.

[leeblissy]

me? adding too much drama to my shitposts? more likely than you think

inspired by the tags on this post

bonus:

[ajastory]

[sasquatchsightings]

Republicans in 2020

[dazaosamu]

VIDEO GAMES OF 2020

[cuttingchai-deactivated20260528]

an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard

[doomedyuri]

Companion backstories on the Baldur’s Gate 3 website.

[fiirelords]

PRINCE ZUKO + BENDING TECHNIQUES

[peachpit-gabe]

he’s literally so powerful bruh

[buttpoems]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom. 

[its-actually-withered]

This post came into my home and shot me