#Yikes

Aspirational, hopeless, romantic. He/Him/Hole

[sehnsucht1]

[gaystation4]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[junglejim4322]

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

[thememedaddy]

[squirtvalleyhistoricalsociety]

Rb to jerk off prev

[bunnibf]

hey, don’t be sad. big fat uncut orc cock that’s so thick you need two hands to stroke it even tho it’s only half hard, ok?

[evilsoup]

u do have to admit that it's funny in some cosmic sense that there are guys who worry that oh am i being subconsciously manipulative by being nice to this girl and on the other hand there are guys who just reflexively do like light yagami shit to like deliberately make women emotionally dependent on them

[evilsoup]

hm am i only being nice because i find her attractive? does that mean i'm objectifying her and so am really secretly evil deep down

vs

hm so she mentioned that she doesn't get on with her dad, that means if i position myself as an authority figure and strategically withold approval i can probably train her like a dog lol

[derrenrubalcava]

[mens-rights-activia]

Come see some of my tumblr greatest hits live on Juneteenth

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[knightofleo]

[herpsandbirds]

Common eider

[phynoma]

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[chaos-angel7]

Let’s be bfs 🥹

[theperfectkiss]

[incognitopolls]

Of these, what is the most dangerous substance you've taken?

Caffeine

Marijuana/cannabis

Tobacco/nicotine

Alcohol

Prescription opioids

Psychedelics/"magic" mushrooms/LSD

Illegal opioids (including recreational use of prescription opioids)/heroin

Ecstasy

Cocaine

Methamphetamine

None of these, I've never even had caffeine

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[oneheadtoanother]

I can't answer this without a clarification of what you mean by dangerous. Are illegal drugs presumed to be more dangerous because of the substances themselves or because of the dangers imposed on users by law enforcement? Statistically speaking, alcohol is the most lethal drug on this list. Why are synthetic opioids grouped in two different categories depending on whether or not they're prescribed? A lot of unexamined biases showing up here.