its sara

✨your local fool✨

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[leisures-deactivated20120108-de]

i don’t consider myself hip

i’m like

shoulder

I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what’s the mood for tuesday

[xenosaga]

[taahko]

I went on a journey of self discovery today

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[thebootydiaries]

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[imhavingacrisis-deactivated2016]

[nickerino]

[corpish]

I’m naked & bored

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Adam and Eve before they ate the apple

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[picture--sex]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[phllotes]

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

[gaypeopletwitter]

[get-dressed-get-blessed-deactiv]

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

[grayskymorning]