Man has the life of butterflies

Hey. I'm Megan. I like books, TV, avoiding revision and moaning about my day job. Law student (and hopefully) one day solicitor!

[misomeru]

Don’t Be a Lawyer

[i-guess-that-happened]

What do bakers and necromancers have in common?

They both want their creations to rise correctly.

[sachertortes]

I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

[bymcr]

hey as somebody who works in one of those companies that sends out those surveys, never, NEVER mention how much you hate the company in them. just talk about the representative. then, go to the company’s social media page and blast your bad reviews there

those surveys decide our pay, they decide whether we get bonuses or not, they decide if we get to keep our jobs or not. i’ve read transcripts on surveys where it’s has been praising the representative but mentioned one bad thing about the company. that fell to the representative because they should have been enough to sway the customers opinion.

[christel-thoughts]

corporations are fun.

[sappharah]

let’s all take a break from the discourse to celebrate the fact that aubrey plaza came out as bisexual

[ravefromthegrave]

i’ll celebrate when she actually dates a woman

[girlnebula-deactivated20181206]

bisexual women in the public eye - or bi girls in general - don’t have to publicly date other women to prove that they’re a Real Bi. fuck off and shut up

[incendavery]

no moment like the present moment

[twee-lil-paws]

This is the emotional polar opposite of this image:

[incendavery]

holy shit

[nsn-kit]

I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.

[solarcat]

oh my god you’re right were the foil wrappers in the Berenstein universe??

[kneesntoess]

apparently they haven’t had foil wrappers since 2001? what the hell? I could have sworn I had one more recently then that… 

[asexualglowcloud]

I buy multipacks and they’re in foil and paper wrapping (in the UK)

[jurassicsunsets]

[ladybingley]

∙ I never know where to put a camera when I’m shooting carriages pulling away ‘cause there’s no emotion to drive it. But there’s the emotion  —  Joe Wright’s Commentary

[flarafeler]

[snapdragonsoda]

Who took this picture!?  This absolutely PERFECT picture???  It is just… so… perfect.  Distilled autumn pastoral fantasy.  The colorful mushroom, the curl of the fern and flowers, the muted background foliage, the beady eyes and precise whiskers of the tiny squeakbeast!!!  Unreal.  Wow.

[cledulac]

[kaedien]

who is she

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

Rey is just a young girl going through something. My favorite thing about [her] is that strong moral compass. Even having grown up quite lonely, she meets people and immediately tries to do the right thing. - Daisy Ridley

[itsnerdwithaword]

Me if I was superman

[davidalleynes]

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

[davidalleynes]

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

[rubyreed]

Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here. 

[ofthecrown]

I’m not even going to lie, up until this instant I thought something was wrong with me (maybe that i was the ‘ugly kind of fat’?) because I didn’t think plus sized models were retouched so much. I know that sounds stupid, but I have never considered the reality that even the models of fat women are heavily doctored. 

Same shit, different numbers.

[heyitsharding-deactivated201601]

Hey look it’s my catsuit!

[sailorstoner]

not only are plus size models heavily retouched, but they also have to wear padding to make their curves curvier so that we hate ourselves for not having exaggerated curves on our beautiful lumpy bodies.

[krycca]

This is super important and belongs on my fashion blog. Don’t you ever feel ashamed, because your fat doesn’t look like the model fat! It’s the fashion industries fault for not being able to dress actual people!

[amethystineprose]

Click through! The samples of different sizes and views from front and back are very informative, and the writers’ comments are hysterically funny.

[whosawhatawutchamacallit]

When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone

[atraversso]

This Cat Has Unconditional Love for Her Glass Bowl.

[ffc1cb]

after all these years i never thought id lose

tfw the world is ending and ur crush locks in his shop to read a book instead of spending time with u

(don’t tag as kin/me)