On April 21st, 2015 — Depp arrived at Amber’s birthday party. He was drunk, using drugs and upset because he’d just learned from the Mandel Company that his finances were in rough shape.
They get into a fight at her party and Depp decides to move out and stay at another residence. At this time in their relationship their marriage had deteriorated and they were in a trial separation but Amber wanted him to come to her birthday.
The next day — Ms. Vargas finds dog excrement in the bed. She tells Kevin Murphy, the house manager, who tells Sean Bett. Sean tells Depp and the two of them more or less decide that Amber put the dog excrement there on purpose.
Somewhere along the way this myth gets morphed into people believing the excrement is human.
But Boo, the dog who was responsible, had done this before. He’s had bowel accidents in bed with Depp years previous & was known for having these issues. Depp knew about this — at one point Depp even told his personal assistant, Stephen Deuters, to leave human waste for Amber to step in, because they could just blame the dog.
Depp liked these kinds of jokes — he, Marylin Manson and Hunter S. Thompson once tried to leave their own human waste on Depp’s Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame.
Sean Bett, the probably source for the ‘Amber did it’ also claimed, with Depp, that Amber had attacked Depp the night of the 21st. He claimed he saw injuries on Depp — but the photo submitted to court was from a year previous. Bett lied under oath about the origins of the photo and the injuries he saw. So it stands to reason that his story about the excrement is also a fabrication.
Especially if you consider the fact Depp would not return to the home for another month (when he came to get some things and threw his phone at Amber’s face). Amber was alone in the residence at the time, Depp was not coming back, and it makes no sense for her to prank an empty bed.
Let's try this again without intentionally leaving so many plot holes, yeah?
Picture it: April 21st, 2016
Johnny arrives late to Amber's birthday party. He's upset and exhausted after sitting in a very long meeting after it's discovered that his finances are an absolute mess because of the incompetence of the company handling them.
Unless you ask Amber's friends, in which case they'll tell you that Amber told them that Johnny was a drunken mess upstairs and was refusing to come down to the party because, uh, reasons. Lying to your friends faces to make your husband seem like a bad person? No problem in Ambie's world.
Kristina Sexton, Amber's 'acting' coach who was at the birthday party found out on the stand in the UK trial that Amber had lied about where Johnny was.
He's not drunk. And if there are any drugs involved it's because Amber asked him to get some marijuana on his way home.
Amber is pissed because he's late. After everyone finally goes home, she follows Johnny through the house hurling verbal abuse at him for embarrassing her. He gets changed, gets in bed, and is reading when Amber comes around and starts punching him in the head and face.
He calls his security and leaves.
The next day, April 22nd, Amber packs up a bunch of drugs and leaves with her friends for Coachella.
A few hours later Hilda Vargas, a housekeeper who has worked for Johnny for over three decades, arrives to clean the penthouses. The other woman that Hilda is cleaning with calls her to the bedroom where she uncovers, UNCOVERS-AS IN HAS TO LIFT UP THE BEDDING TO FIND THE SHIT THAT'S BEEN LEFT BEHIND, a large piece of excrement on Johnny's side of the bed. Find me a dog that will not only shit in your bed but then cover it up.
Pistol and Boo were 4 pound animals. I have a 10 pound dog, and her shit is a fraction of this things size. That shit is roughly the length and width of Boo's entire torso. If a shit that big was inside a 4 pound dog, that dog would be dead.
Hilda had often cleaned up the dogs messes and knew this wasn't from either of them. She had also, contrary to what Amber who never cleaned up the house says, never known the animals to defecate in the bed.
Hilda, rightfully disgusted at what she's been left to deal with, takes a photo and calls Kevin Murphy. Kevin tells Sean Bett, the same man who escorted Johnny from the penthouses the night before (well, very early the morning of the 22nd). After Amber had gone, Johnny tells Sean that he would like to go back to the penthouse and collect some of his things while she's gone. Sean tells him that's not a good idea, and shows Johnny the photo of the shit that Hilda took.
Johnny does not go back to the penthouses, and he does not see Amber again until May.
Meanwhile, on the way to Coachella, Amber joyfully tells Starling Jenkins III, the security guard who escorted her, about the 'surprise' she left in Johnny's bed which she defended as a 'joke gone wrong'.
And I mean, if we're going to take what everyone says at full face value, then that applies to Amber too.
lol at Amber "I don't do drugs anymore just shoot up in my cooch and take cocaine when I can get it"
"Addicted" to exclusively dating older men.
Likes being pissed off in her relationships.
"Rowdy when angered". "Goes trailer park". Those just sound like whataboutism for "I'm a violent fuckhead who likes to hit".
Sean Bett was never the "probable source" for "Amber did it".
Amber did it. She shit in the bed. And thought it was funny.
The SOURCE was Hilda Vargas. A woman. Who had to clean up the shit that Amber left in the bed. Who was later harassed by Amber (at a different house because Hilda would no longer clean at the penthouses because she didn't want to be near Amber) because the photo of Amber's shit in the bed had "ruined her marriage".
It is true that the photo of Johnny's bruised face was from a different incident. Sean said that instances of violence from Amber against Johnny were so frequent he couldn't accurately place exactly when the photo was taken. Which you have to take at his word. Much like we're supposed to take Amber at her word when she says her nose was broken half a dozen times and she was beat black and blue on a regular basis but she never had any marks or needed medical attention because it "wasn't that bad for her".
Funny that.
