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first person to discover seeds

person: this fruit is good but it has weird tiny hard stuff in it. im gonna throw it on the ground seeds: jokes on you thats actually what i want!!!!! person: Oh shit!!!!

teamrocketing

american politics in 2016

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grannyzeniba

all this excitement about replies reminds me of that one woman on TLC who would steal stuff from her family and give them back at christmas as “gifts”

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budacub

delete this NOW

evilidiot

I know there’s a lot of talk abt how fuckin weird 2016 is but honestly I miss how finding weird shit affected me a few years back. like I remember finding a whole blog 100% seriously dedicated 2 shipping the evil guy and the platypus from phineas and ferb and that fucked me up for a whole month, that was all I could think about whenever I logged on to Tamblr Dot Com for an entire month. if I found it today I’d just be like “yeah that makes sense” and wouldn’t give it a second thought.

evilidiot

I don’t know why I pretended to not know dr doofenshmirtz’s name. I knew his name why did I lie to everyone

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@nickamaro

ruinedchildhood

person: the original song is always better than the cover

me:

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money saving tip: park your car diagonally in any city owned parking lot to clip through neighboring cars, initiating the “fuel refilled” glitch, giving you two extra gas tanks that remain full. (can be repeated for infinite gas tanks)