Chicken McNobody

Hey there. My name is Tom. I'm 24 years old from Long Island. Some things you might find here: Posts about music, history, food, comedy, video games, vague mentions of occurances in my actual life, and the occasional butt. Have a pleasant day. 

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i’m looking at this post right now like number 6

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The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, March 11, 1912

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i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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Hey there, Reggie here. Welcome to this Nintendo Direct. Soon I will simultaneously appear in every single house across the planet and consume all your food. If you can stop me I will give you a Nintendo Switch. But lets face it you can’t stop me, you and I both know you can’t.

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Visit Original Link

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established facts about the boys

back in town

attracted by milkshakes

frequently found cracking one open

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MMmmmmMmmm...

Sobway…..

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[setheverman]

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

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ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

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Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

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Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

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by Mr. Lovenstein

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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

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(via danielguymyers)

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♪♫He’s a- sassy l’il kid AND ♪♫

♪♫He’s a- Sauropod from the Cretaceous period! ♪♫

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Part One

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