#luigiswag

Mateo Reyes. 24 years old. Tattoo artist. I have a lot of motorcycles, they're sick. So is my wife. She's the best. I'm very lucky.

[itsmateoreyes]

joshevns:

!!SPOILERS!!

Do you think he’s really dead or they might bring him back?

Nah, he’s a goner. It would take away from the next movie if he was brought back. Maybe she’ll have a thing with Batman

[itsmateoreyes]

joshevns:

I didn’t expect that. Although, I guess it was inevitable. Plus, Batman v Superman kinda hinted at it. 

I knew it was going to happen, super obvs

[itsmateoreyes]

joshevns:

WONDER WOMAN STILL HAS ME IN TEARS!! That kind of pain should NEVER be allowed. Especially not when you’re in a movie theater surrounded by tons of people who can see you being so weak. I don’t want to spoil anything, but take a box of tissues. A really big one. 

Yeah, a lot of people cried watching it. I maybe let a tear or two spill

[itsmateoreyes]

lenajc:

BOW CHICA BOW WOWWWWWWWWW. IT’S LENA-MEISTER AGAIN. COMING BACK FROM ZEE PARIS VACAY, I BRING TO YOU ALL, MY BEAUTIFUL SELF!!!! 

ALSO I GOT MARRIED TO THE WORLD’S HOTTEST HUNK EVER

How’d you get married to the hottest hunk when you didn’t marry me?

[rkabrams]

On nights when I can’t sleep, I end up catching this really weird vegetarian cooking show. It’s this jazz singer who makes mostly vegan food. And she’ll sing the ingredients and stuff. Like she’ll be making a really dry looking cake and singing about it. And the food looks gross. There’s a little video from it on YouTube. Until I found it, I thought I might have been dreaming this.

[itsmateoreyes]

I don't even wanna watch it

[itsmateoreyes]

sammuelevans:

I actually had fun yesterday at work, or at least after. When my crew clocked out, we put together some leftover Christmas props, and well… I guess they were put to good use.

Did you shove them up your butt or something?

[itsmateoreyes]

jamesfabray:

Am I the only one who doesn’t give a single fuck about Beyoncé and whatever is going on with her life? Even her music nowadays actually is just pushed aside. She was cool like ten years ago when I was in high school. Now it’s just not even worth it. For real there’s much better out there to focus on than this stupid picture she posted. 

Beyonce’s my girl but people are acting like it’s the second coming. It’s just twins, people have them all the time

[itsmateoreyes]

tom--cooper:

He’s been the main character of most the games that came out. 

Yeah but the main character isn’t always the best. Look at Star Wars. Han Solo and Princess Leia are way better than Luke Skywalker

[itsmateoreyes]

harlyn-gilbert:

Does that make me Princess Peach? 

You’re way hotter than Princess Peach, but yeah

[itsmateoreyes]

kevin-weston:

I like both. Can’t really compare them, I’d say – they’re so different. Mario is pretty much a classic at this point. But, Luigi is pretty fun too.

I always preferred picking him in any game they were in

[itsmateoreyes]

brandonferro:

That’s prob because Mario has been put as “the hero” so to speak.

Even Wario is better than Mario

[itsmateoreyes]

jessiemcintosh:

Well, isn’t Mario sort of put into the hero role more which probably means why people like him?

But he’s lame

[itsmateoreyes]

olivialaurenwilde:

And I have absolutely no idea what you’re on about. 

Mario and Luigi? Super Mario Bros?

[moodysaint]

[itsmateoreyes]

I literally don’t know why people like Mario more than Luigi. Everyone knows Mario is fake af and Luigi is the realest. Princess Peach probs hooks up with Luigi on the low. I should be him for Halloween next year

[whatthehellisahoechlin]

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