#ozposting

[foolpoof]

anyway do you think they recognized each other a little bit or nah

[featherglum]

That one pose everyone draws them doing (but not 100% accurate due to the height difference in my designs)

[toiletpotato]

The 2023 American Girl Doll of the Year is Kavi Sharma, a South Asian American theatre kid who loves Wicked SO SHE HAS A REPLICA ELPHABA COSTUME. I am absolutely ecstatic that kids get this.

edit: SHE ALSO HAS A GLINDA COSTUME

SHE ALSO HAS THIS!! BECAUSE SHE PERFORMS A TRADITIONAL DANCE ROUTINE WITH HER FRIENDS AT SCHOOL AND SHE LOVES BOLLYWOOD

[fun-twisted-tales]

POV: You’ve become a metal man with no physical heart (although you’re still as kind and sweet as ever)

[system-error-404-who-are-you]

He takes his job too seriously -🧢

I do not >:[ -👁️

[spectralpixelsredone]

As I’ve said before, Ozpin has the unluckiest life imaginable. His task is to reunite humanity, but he constantly has to deal with the Grimm, humanity’s own tendency toward conflict, and of course Salem—who controls the Grimm and does everything she can to stop Ozma from achieving his goals. The fact that he grows weaker over time doesn’t help, while Salem only becomes smarter and more effective at manipulating humanity.

And when it comes to allies, his options are pretty terrible, because:

They’re already corrupted and aligned with Salem for various reasons.

They discover his secret and immediately abandon him.

They discover his secret and, for some reason, run straight to Salem.

They’re only in it for themselves and are more than willing to leave Ozpin the moment it benefits them.

They are genuinely good and willing to help—but unfortunately get killed off by the villains, because Salem is no fool and knows how to keep Oz isolated.

They’re good people, but end up corrupted or fall apart for one reason or another… usually because of Salem.

People who could help simply don’t, for their own personal reasons.

The people who do help and don’t get killed… can’t really offer much long-term support.

Salem consistently outsmarts Ozpin’s allies whenever they form a plan.

Ozpin gets killed at the most inopportune times.

Ozpin tries to lie because he knows what will happen if he tells the truth—and people abandon him because of those lies or for other reasons, often tied back to Salem.

[bitchboylinus]

me before and after taking the pill that makes you old

[itsmeoz]

Is Judy hops like your Beyonce

Sadly no, but mostly because she’s a cop. I DO love Gazelle from Zootopia though, girl’s got HIPS and stands up for her performers (Zootopia 2). Would absolutely love to get sat on by her.

If there was any like “famous furry celebrity” for me, I’d say it’s Isabelle Animal Crossing, Toriel Undertale, Rouge the Bat, and like… an assortment of “non-furry” celebrities but certainly not human. Lady Bow, Goombella, and Vivian from Paper Mario, Tatl from Majora’s Mask. Any of those could fuck me up.

Put any of those in front of me and I’m freaking out