it was never my fault

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[itsnotmyxfault]

Closing Up Shop

It's been a fun few years, but as life moves on I guess I have to as well. I'm not going to be deleting this blog, but I think it's time to leave. Goodbye and good luck everyone.

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OUT-OF-CONTEXT THINGS MY FRIENDS SAY

“Well, there is one thing I like about prison…”

“My name is thug.”

“All these old ladies started yelling at me about how we had to get lettuce.”

“McDonald’s tried to assassinate me.”

“’Cause physics is hard.”

“”They said I couldn’t wear sweatpants to a wedding.”

“Eat my fucking dollar, bitch.”

“White girl mocha frappuccino with two shots of caramel! BLACK GIRL BOOTY POWERS ACTIVATE!”

“You’ve been with me through the chubs, the whore, the gossip girl, and the girlfriend.”

“Oh, and your butt is hot.”

“I bet she does the nasty… nastily.”

“So… if you’re from Boston, where’s your accent?”

“CACAWWWWW!”

“Go away you uncultured swine.”

“I called him an odious doorknob and he looked at me like I’d just sprouted antlers.”

“I DON’T KNOW BUT THERE WERE THESE CHICKS PAINTED GOLD THAT WERE HUMPING THIS CAR AND IT WAS REALLY WEIRD.”

“It was an accident but I went to a gala with James Bond.”

“There were exams and stuff we’re supposed to learn in life but no one really cares about.”

“All royalty was created equal”

“Respect the hair-flip-sexy-lean-wink.”

“So this bitch is in major need of murdering-”

“POSSIBLY ATTRACTIVE PERSON OF INTEREST WHO MAY OR MAY NOT CAUSE ME TO RELEASE OXYTOSIN WHEN THEY’RE NEAR ME ALERT.”

“I slash my vagina committed murder and I need help with cleanup.”

“Sneaky fucking liar.”

“WAIT, THE PEETA MELLARK LEMON HAIR RAINBOW WORLD DREAM?”

“I am not okay with watching fish rape.”

“We watched it poop for two hours.”

“First I ate her Girl Scout cookies and then she baptized me.”

“Your dog punched me in the face and I still love her more than you.”

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Arranged Marriage Sentence Starters

[girlcholer-deactivated20170714]

justrpmemes:

“So…this is your place?”

“This is your room.”

“I’m not sleeping with you?”

“I’m not sleeping with you!”

“Well…I…uhh…I figured you wouldn’t want to sleep in the same bed just yet.”

“Do I have to change my name?”

“You don’t have to change your name.”

“I like your mom.”

“So your mom’s a real bitch.”

“I like your dad.”

“So your dad’s a real dick.”

“You live here alone?”

“Who else lives with you?”

“I’m a little nervous.”

“You don’t have to be nervous.”

“Do you know how to cook?”

“I’m your wife.”

“I’m your husband.”

“You live like a pig.”

“Uh…not you.”

“I’m glad it’s you.”

“You’re paying for the wedding.”

“I’m paying for the wedding.”

“My parents are paying for the wedding.”

“Your parents are paying for the wedding.”

“I like you.”

“I don’t like you.”

“I love you.”

“I’ll take the couch, you can have the bed.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“Your going to spoil her, aren’t you?” Raven teased as she headed towards the front door with all her daughters things.

Arianna smirked at her sister, “As is my right as the aunt.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

Raven shook her head with a smile. “I’m going to have my hands full with you and mother.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“You also have a lot of help with this little one,” Arianna laughed.

[adxshofpixiedust]

Raven smiled. “Especially when I need sleep.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“And that is something that all new mother’s need desperately,” Arianna commented, “So where should we go first”

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“Your going to spoil her, aren’t you?” Raven teased as she headed towards the front door with all her daughters things.

Arianna smirked at her sister, “As is my right as the aunt.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

Raven shook her head with a smile. “I’m going to have my hands full with you and mother.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

"You also have a lot of help with this little one," Arianna laughed.

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“Your going to spoil her, aren’t you?” Raven teased as she headed towards the front door with all her daughters things.

Arianna smirked at her sister, "As is my right as the aunt."

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

After collecting everything she went back to her daughter and sister. “It’s nice to have you home.”

“It’s nice to be home. It’s nice to have family back.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

Raven smiled. “Family is all we have.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“It’s not all we have,” Arianna muttered, “Then again, maybe it is.” Shaking her head, she rocked the baby gently.

[adxshofpixiedust]

She nodded. “Ready to go?”

[itsnotmyxfault]

Arianna turned back to her sister, "Of course. Let's go get anything everything my little niece could ever even possibly need."

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

After collecting everything she went back to her daughter and sister. “It’s nice to have you home.”

“It’s nice to be home. It’s nice to have family back.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

Raven smiled. “Family is all we have.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

"It's not all we have," Arianna muttered, "Then again, maybe it is." Shaking her head, she rocked the baby gently.

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

After collecting everything she went back to her daughter and sister. “It’s nice to have you home.”

"It's nice to be home. It's nice to have family back."

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“We can still go shopping for her.. She can never have to much.”

Glancing down at the baby before looking back at Raven, she smiled, “I’d really like that.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

“And where possible, no pink.” Raven stated clearly. She wanted her daughter to grow up without having everything around her one colour.

[itsnotmyxfault]

Arianna snorted lightly as she laughed, “Since when do us Mills where pink? I doubt this little one will be any different. I completely support your no pink rule.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

Raven smiled and looked at her new born in her sisters arms. “I have bottles of milk made.. We can go now if you want.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“Let’s go then,” Arianna told her.

[adxshofpixiedust]

Raven nodded and left her sister to go get the baby bag, stroller and the bottles of milk.

[itsnotmyxfault]

Arianna smiled and watched Raven gather everything. She looked back down at her niece, she was so tiny and perfect.

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“We can still go shopping for her.. She can never have to much.”

Glancing down at the baby before looking back at Raven, she smiled, “I’d really like that.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

“And where possible, no pink.” Raven stated clearly. She wanted her daughter to grow up without having everything around her one colour.

[itsnotmyxfault]

Arianna snorted lightly as she laughed, “Since when do us Mills where pink? I doubt this little one will be any different. I completely support your no pink rule.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

Raven smiled and looked at her new born in her sisters arms. “I have bottles of milk made.. We can go now if you want.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Let's go then," Arianna told her.

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“We can still go shopping for her.. She can never have to much.”

Glancing down at the baby before looking back at Raven, she smiled, “I’d really like that.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

“And where possible, no pink.” Raven stated clearly. She wanted her daughter to grow up without having everything around her one colour.

[itsnotmyxfault]

Arianna snorted lightly as she laughed, "Since when do us Mills where pink? I doubt this little one will be any different. I completely support your no pink rule."

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“We can still go shopping for her.. She can never have to much.”

Glancing down at the baby before looking back at Raven, she smiled, "I'd really like that."

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

Raven smiled and gently handed the baby to her sister.

Arianna took the baby and smiled, “She’s beautiful, Rae. I’m sorry I missed it. I should have been here for you.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

“Mom was in the room with me.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

“I’m still sorry I missed it.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

“Don’t be sorry, Ari.” Raven spoke softly with a smile. “You didn’t miss too much of her life.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

Arianna shook her head, "It's not just about her life, Raven. I missed your pregnancy, finding out that you were having a baby, clothes shopping. I missed being your sister through all of that. I regret that, I'm sorry."

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

Raven smiled and gently handed the baby to her sister.

Arianna took the baby and smiled, “She’s beautiful, Rae. I’m sorry I missed it. I should have been here for you.”

[adxshofpixiedust]

“Mom was in the room with me.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

"I'm still sorry I missed it."

[itsnotmyxfault]

"Ari, it's been a while."

Arianna looked over at Raven as she entered the house again, “Yeah, I guess it has. Sorry, that I’ve been gone so long.”

[itsnotmyxfault]

Raven smiled and gently handed the baby to her sister.

Arianna took the baby and smiled, "She's beautiful, Rae. I'm sorry I missed it. I should have been here for you."