Buenos Dias Cockbites

"Well, my gut says no, but then again, my gut's made of an advanced polymer, and it doesn't know what the hell it's talking about. Stupid gut." -Dick Simmons. Icon made by whoslo

[papanorth]

How it started vs how it's going

[some-halo-guy]

Halo posted a cool image celebrating 25 years of halo

Guess who’s in the background…

Our boys!!!!

[autisdicksimmons]

Grimmons nsft fic idea where Grif realizes Simmons actively avoids giving attention to the parts of Grif that he donated, repulsed by himself as he is. Being confronted with his own self hatred and learning to love even as he sees aspects of himself mirrored— better yet it not all being physical, but coming to terms with things he’s hated in Grif because he judges his own ‘shortcomings’

[autisdicksimmons]

Oh I’m crying now

[zizirobinson]

reposting because i forgot to color ember celica (i may be stupid)

[dykecrawler]

[agentark]

of course the Leonard Church website came back from the dead

[felix-where-he-shouldnt-be]

so. that announcement.

[i-give-u--art]

We can only hope 😔

[church-gets-pegged]

JUMPED out of bed to make this and managed to fit it perfectly within tumblr image limits 🔥🔥🔥

[rigorplague]

saw this and couldnt stop thinking of red team

[skateboard-theta]

[calwasfound]

if i ever see halo armor again it will be Too Soon

[jaxbeetle]

twinsies

[transsimmonss]

idk man i saw this and immediately thought of those red guys </3

[jaden-mangos]

Okay hear me out. I have been FIGHTING with this piece since January. This is my yearly Grimmons redraw for 2024 but I just… hated it. I kept looking at my piece from the year before and thinking about how I didn’t like this one as much. I’ve repainted it probably four times now. Thankfully today, with help from friends I finished repainting it (again) and found the confidence to finally post it. ❤️🧡

[biffplar]

they're just standing there... and talking

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it

[mctreeleth]

Don't forget the fact that asking for help carries the risk of someone expressing mild disappointment in your inabilities, which will cause you to shut down for 5 to 7 working days.

[clumsysprings]

I can objectively confirm "Do you want this done or not" will not make the situation better, but at least you can make them angry

[hoodiegal]

"Why didn't you ask for help?" has been asked to me so many times. I don't know how to explain to these people that

1. I didn't recognize that it was reasonable to ask for help at the time.

2. I felt like I should be able to do it by myself.

3. I didn't know who to ask and what to ask.

4. I don't want to sound like I'm complaining about the thing.

5. The risk of being met with criticism or disdain feels far larger than it logically is.

6. In the scenario that I am met with criticism or disdain when asking for help, it makes me wish I literally set the problem on fire instead of asking for help.