I hc beckman as a girl dad. He keeps trying to have a boy but winds up with like 5 girls.
Also he would make the best girl dad ever!
Characters: Mihawk, Crocodile, Shanks, Hongo, Beckman.
Warning: cures words and if you don't like the idea of pregnancy scroll, and you might get spoiler from shanks part.
He wasn't happy with the idea at first, the moment you told him he just stood there stable colder then an iceberg, facial expressions harder then a rock but not anger emotions..he was egregious, his got his whole life planned out perfectly and this?! Like who the hell got you pregnant? He didn't plan on getting you pregnant! Is he this inefficient and incompetent with his actions!? He didn't want it then why is it happening?What the hell he gotta do with life right now? 18 more years of pampering, coddling, feeding, wiping tears and other bullshit.
He already does that to you 24/7 and now he got two more!? Not just one? Damn god must've hated him so much that day.
You left him alone that day, he needed much more then one bottle of fine wine to make up his mind and to get his soul back into his body, you thought he'd need more time but just next morning he was back together in the kitchen making the four of you a proper breakfast, you had a long talk that ended with both sides more comfortable with the situation.
As for the days following you felt like you were in heaven, with the limited comfort that comes with turning food into a human mihawk made it way more comfortable as much as he could, of course you wouldn't lift a finger doing anything, you didn't do that when not pregnant either, you'd get back rubs, foot rubs, any part and any kind of rubs without even asking and multiple times a day.
The more the babies got heavier he'd do that thing were he'd lift your belly with his hands for couple minutes to take the weight of your small body, and you were so grateful you tried your best not to pull your hormones onto him.
When the babies arrived for the first year he got everything schedule, feeding times,sleeping and napping times, changing,washing,showering times, not just for the babies but for you two too.
When you got almost depressed that the babies doesn't even look yours [he's so proud of his genes] and the postpartum chaos that was happening in your mind and body he took it upon himself to literally do everything, fuck sleeping as long as it means it makes you slightly happier, even when you were well rested and comfortable he'd still wouldn't let you do shit, just sit there being pretty and hold his kids, he got you into this and he's not a man who'd let his little weaker wife do anything when he's right there healthier and stronger then ever.
He planned the whole damn thing, he wanted a second generation sir alligator [just kidding] but yeah he wanted a kid but this time he's not the one pregnant [Also kidding i just really believe he's luffy's mother] uh..anyway.
Now that he got you filled up and moody AF he's making sure to get your needs also filled up, proper servants, one hired just to get you what you're craving at anytime any situation, excellent doctors ,good yoga or stretching instructor or whatever you call that thing, anyway he really wants you and the baby in the best condition, though...it wasn't like this the first couple weeks.
He himself wouldn't actually do much or understand much either, like why the hell are you waking him at 3 am in the morning? What the hell is a puffy face and swollen legs and fingers ? Did someone beat you up while he's asleep? If not then why are you panicking at this hour over your rings stock in your fingers? Aren't they supposed to stay there?,and since when the hell you're disgusted from crocodiles meat?! It's his favourite food!.
It took him just one yelling session from you to finally understand that this is not easy and super uncomfortable and you're really not the same old little doll who wouldn't scream at him ever, now you're tired, scared and so "don't fuck around with me".
Once he got that..it became little less uncomfortable for you and more clear to him.
He doubled the gifts, twice the fancy trips [only if you're in the mood of course], you get to pick the baby room stuff and all, even if he disagree, he'd bite his finger and let you go your way, and yeah no more of the foods he surely enjoy but you don't.
Once the baby arrived things became easier because the servants and the nanny did 90% of the job and you had the time and the support from crocodile to get yourself back together..until he fill you up again.
Okay after a long thought and two bottles of sake he was sure he wanted a baby with you because what's the point of finding the one piece if he doesn't have a fine ass piece and another little pieces to come back home to? So he did the mature and right thing to do and got you so drunk and wasted then filled you up to the top..multiple times..until finally one day he received the news he has been gladly waiting for...but not actually the way he wanted to receive it.
You got his ears red like his hair from all the pulling you did, he's not daring to protest, he doesn't want to, he had been preparing for this ,he expected this more then he expected the baby.
"I knew it ! I knew it!! You don't just enjoy drinking with me out of the blue, you enjoy drinking with a naked mole rat, I should've known you were on to something you little piece of malignancy!"
"Baby, baby i told you ! You were just pretending to sleep! I thought that was a yes"
" A YES?! Pretending to sleep?!" A slap kissed his face so passionately. "You got me so drunk for me to pretend or remember anything and you still thought that's an excuse?"
"All I know is that I asked properly multiple times and you always said yes,and I was also drunk I'm the victim here too!"
"Oh yeah you're about to be because I'm going to fucking kill you"
"And what?! Our baby grows up without a father!?"
"I could always say the father is shamro-"
"HEY!!! Don't you EVER say that!! I'm a man damn it! I have the feeling of a teenager!"
"Also the brain of a fish"
"Omg why do you hate me?!all I did was getting you wasted and put a baby in you!!"
He dramatic falls down on the couch covering this sly smile with this hand.."your gonna have huge boobs.."
Yeah you had a lot of those quarrel through the first couple months and you think it got better? Hell no, the nausea on a moving ship, the disgusting smells here and there, and sometimes the lack of things you're craving because you're literally in the middle of the sea only made you even more malevolent to shanks,he sleep, you get angry, he eat, you get angry, he breath,you get mad.
Like how dare he sits there and be a normal human being while you're here suffering by just lifting your head from the pillow?!.
"What are you doing?" You asked firmly as you came in the bedroom holding you bigger belly now.
"Ah..getting ready to sleep?"
"Yeah which is were i usually sleep with you everyday sweetheart"
"Well not anymore, couch is right there, there's even better one in benn's room"
"Ah-!! But why!? No I wanna stay here in my bed in my room with my wife"
"Ew!! Don't call me that! And get out I'm bigger now i need the whole bed and i had enough smelling you, should've kicked you and your sake smell months ago"
"Oh wow how generous of you my love letting me sleep in my own bed"
"What if I gave you a massage?"
"With that one hand of yours? Nah thanks benn did the job hours ago"
"WHAT!? SERIOUSLY? BENN?! sweetheart out of everyone on the ship you choose that womaniser dick to put his hands all over you?and with those enormous boobs you got now?!"
"Ah yeah a.k.a your vice captain and bestfriend for life ,and no reply about the "one hand" comment?"
"No I'm used to being married to a cruel hot witch but you know what, yes I do wanna go sleep on the couch now, you can sit here and suffer without my warm arm".
With the unplanned pregnancy and an obsessive doctor as a husband you had it rough, thinking you'd be fine and well taken care of while creating a life would be amazing right?...right?.
Well yeah right until you only see yourself being watched and controlled for 24hours a day.
"Don't eat that" "eat that" "you should be sitting down right now" " you should go for a walk now" " how many hours did you sleep?" "Did you take your shot after breakfast?" "Don't forget to take your bills after this meal" and so much more on....
Since day one hongo started caring for you and the baby [overreacting], he got you every vitamin supplement out there, he got your meals planned out, three meals and 4 snacks, and for some reason he thinks you should eat for three big men now.
"How many eggs did you have this morning?"
"Two?!! Are you even trying to stay alive!?"
" babe..i say this with love but don't you think you're overthinking this pregnancy?"
"Trying to keep calcium in your bones is overthinking? Fine but remember this talk when your teeth start breaking out from chewing soup".
That didn't really change anything, everytime you tried to protest he'd just narrate one of those medical articles with those medical terminology and your pregnancy brain will just go for a nap.
Sometimes you can't blame him, pregnancy brain is real he had to keep an eye on you, doesn't matter if he had to stitch up a crewmate's wound a little too fast [they're fiiine] just to go check if you threw yourself in the ocean yet.
And don't tell me it's not that bad, we all remember that one time you thought you told hongo you were going on a walk on the new island and luckily for him you got lost and the ship left without you until he finally realised you weren't there and the chaos started...
"Nah I remember telling you I'm going on a walk"
"Do you also remember giving me a heart attack?".
"Ah-! Well stop it ,I don't see the problem I'm here I'm clear".
"You know what, I'm going to write this argument down and wait until I get this baby out of you and your brain and hormones are back to normal then...then..We'll have this talk".
He knows better then to upset you now, he'll forget about it, store it perhaps and then get his revenge for all those times you made his heart drop.
But now he'll just wake up at night to check if your breathing right and not sleeping on your stomach or back..again.
I don't know who or what got this idea into him but he wanted a boy, and you were surprised because seriously? In years of living and travelling from an island to another and having women left and right he hasn't had a boy?.
For years on he didn't really take your opinion on impregnating you, he just did it but god would get back at him when he comes back and he sees a tiny baby girl.
This isn't much about pregnancy because he's literally nowhere to be found those 9 months ,he just hit it then quit it.
At first you didn't have a problem, you wanted kids and you were independent and stronger enough to do it on your own but come on...3 was enough..gosh 2 would've been enough, but NO.
He wanted a boy and was determined to get one [he didn't], around the fourth try you demanded he stays and take care of you and the other 3 kittens and luckily the red force was staying on your island for long so he finally got to see your mood sways and hangry moments and you finally got your back rubs at late night and just for couple months you got to sleep eight consecutive hours without getting up to feed a baby or change a diaper.
after 5 beautiful healthy baby girls you finally had enough of this shit, god wtf are you? A cat?! All you see yourself is round and swollen, if he wanted a boy he can go get another bitch, you don't think you have the bones to carry another life again, plus you really don't get the concept, like 5 angels and still trying for what? A boy?.
Finally thank god benn came to the conclusion that he's old now and having those 5 is grace enough, and to make up for the missing time when he wasn't there, he turned out to be a pretty good girl's father, god you're even a little jealous like excuse you benn beckman I carried and raised them all those night and days and just because you never scold them or ever tell them no you're the favourite!? Ah at least they look like their mother..
