hyperactive spaz

oliver but call me ollie | 19 | games at funland (otherwise known as the best place ever)

[cmonfreya-blog]

"Are you kidding? I’ve had a serious craving for s’mores ever since we got here."

[itsolliegriffin]

"I knew I wasn't the only one! S'mores are delicious!"

[rlymariahhw]

I am! I’ve been dying for some since we got here.

[itsolliegriffin]

"Yes! Lets get some s'mores! How are you liking the trip so far anyway?"

[itsolliegriffin]

"Anyone up for s'mores? Marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers are seriously the best combination"

[fckboyserg-deactivated20141204]

"Finally someone gets it! Taco Tuesday is my biggest weakness. Even bigger than Scarlett Johansson and the Fast and Furious movies. Tacos are everything to me, man. Everything.”

[itsolliegriffin]

"Bigger than Scarlett?! Wow man, you are dedicated to tacos. You're an inspiration." 

[itsolliegriffin]

Text ✉️ Kels

Kels: fucking kids

Ollie: i wouldn't recommend it

Ollie: that was my attempt at a joke

[itsolliegriffin]

Text ✉️ Kels

Kelsey: We don't have to tell anybody.

Ollie: Okay, deal. Hurry! They're getting more vicious and are reaching for my phone! jekgbgkjHBV

[itsolliegriffin]

Text ✉️ Kels

Kelsey: Not half my size. Since I'm like... 4 feet tall. Let me do it.

Ollie: But that will make me look weak because I'm getting a girl to be like... my bodyguard. You may be more attractive than Kevin Costner but I couldn't live with the shame.

[rlymariahhw]

I was hoping one day I’d run into one. You pizza experts are so rare. 

[itsolliegriffin]

"If pizza experts were pokemon, we'd be like... really rare... Okay, that may have been the stupidest thing I've ever said" 

[itsolliegriffin]

Text ✉️ Kels

Kelsey: So?

Ollie: I can't just KICK small people, they're like half my size

[fckboyserg-deactivated20141204]

"Was playing hooky for a day during my first week of work a good idea? Probably. not But c’mon, how was I supposed to resist Taco Tuesday? One dollar Mexican food! What a time to be alive."

[itsolliegriffin]

"I understand the seduction of Taco Tuesday oh too well my friend.. Mexican food is an alluring temptress that no one can resist" 

[itsolliegriffin]

Text ✉️

Kelsey: Kick them.

Ollie: But they're so small!

[itsolliegriffin]

Text ✉️

Ollie: a gang just walked up to my booth and are trying to take the big teddy bear

Ollie: help???

Ollie: okay okay, they're kids but still very gang-like

Ollie: and very ferocious

[elliotharp]

Well, I’m definitely honored to be holding that title, and I’d happily except your bribe. Yeah, I used to go when I was in high school and I had a blast, so I’m sure not much has changed. I mean, come on, working at a theme park has to be awesome. It has the word fun in the title!

[itsolliegriffin]

"I mean, who could resist spending their day walking around, listening to carnival music, smelling the fairy floss... and getting paid to do it. I couldn't think of anything better to be doing"

[rlymariahhw]

I’m sure you know more than you realize. Are you a pizza expert?

[itsolliegriffin]

"I am THE pizza expert, I've dedicated every friday night since I can remember to pizza. I guess you could say it's my one true love" 

[rlymariahhw]

True. But I’m sure he had some idea what the song was about.

[itsolliegriffin]

"You are absolutely right and I am going to stop pretending I know absolutely anything about music now. Pizza though? I know a lot about that" 

[elliotharp]

Well, glad to see someone appreciates enthusiasm. A giant teddy? I don’t know if that would be considered a bribe or just a gift, but either way I can see this friendship working well. Funland was always a blast when I was in high school, I don’t see what could have changed just by working there. 

[itsolliegriffin]

"Consider it both a bribe and a gift, a bribe to keep you around and a gift because you're already the coolest guy I've met here. Funland has always been such an amazing place, I really don't understand why everyone hates working here so much"

[cmonfreya-blog]

"A guy who doesn’t think he’s the shit? You lot are rarer than unicorns. I think amusement parks are more fun for the people visiting them than the staff. Puke, abusive kids who aren’t tall enough to get on the rides and screaming children aren’t my idea of the best place on earth. Why wouldn’t I? You want nachos, I want nachos, it makes sense that we go together rather than on our own and risk looking like fucking loners."

[itsolliegriffin]

"Unicorns? I'm going to take that as a compliment. Amusement parks may be more fun for the people visiting them but isn't it amazing to be apart of their journey? To keep the sparkle in their eyes alive? But yeah.. Nachos? Yes. With you? Absolutely"