the lunatic is in my head

[idontwikeit]

I programmed her to be heterosexual. Just like you were programmed to be heterosexual.

(Ex Machina, 2015)

[plasticroyal]

so let me tell y'all how this went, it was 6 in the morning i was sucking dick

[cocaineteas]

Started running all in my nose and shit but I don’t give a fuck ‘cause a bitch don’t quit!

[versaceslut]

i love shamir

[watchwithmati]

[bareback-bieber]

reading crime & punishment

[nipplebutt-deactivated20181004]

[malicioustaurus]

i’m deleting

[bussy-warlock]

im happy 

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

Please, for the love of everything holy, make this a show

[anexperimentallife]

Petition for Snoop Dog to narrate all future nature documentaries

[s8gif]

Oh, my God. You are a demon.

[putacoolnamehere]

[tastefullyoffensive]

A Mashup of Calvin and Hobbes and Star Wars: The Force Awakens  by Brian kesinger

[cerseis-lannister]

Lito Rodriguez (Sense8) + Tropes

[yoursquirreltime-deactivated202]

[quinnfabrays]

Hey, Ross, I got a science question.

[kingjaffejoffer]

 Tragic: A raccoon accidentally dissolving his cotton candy in water

[nutfertiti-deactivated20160504]

They ain’t have to do my mans like that

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

:((((

[petr1kov]

tbh I’m never living this scene down

[hoebutmadefashion]

[brainburner-deactivated20160616]

[emilyblunts]

It’s the weirdest thing. I feel like I’ve been in a coma for about 20 years and I’m just now waking up. Spectacular.