Your Friendly Neighborhood Cucumber

[itsrainingcucumbers]

What are your thoughts on Larry the Cucumber?

"I am obviously the superior being here."

[four-4-dream-land]

"Poyo...?"

Was that cucumber...talking?

He'd seen turnips with faces before, but this was something else. It...weirdly disturbed him, and he didn't even understand why. It's not like it ever stopped him from eating things before-

[itsrainingcucumbers]

"Do you like music, small pink thing?" He's a rather good saxophone player.

[captainseamech]

Is. Is that a cucumber?

[itsrainingcucumbers]

"The one and only!"

[itsrainingcucumbers]

OHH, you'd be perfect on a sandwich!

"To feel your lips around me would be bliss."

[honorforged]

“Do I look like a queen to you?”

[itsrainingcucumbers]

"You look like royalty, so thus, a queen."

[devilinfurs]

She's clearly been drinking...a lot.

Perhaps other substances have been involved...

[itsrainingcucumbers]

"Look how elegantly you are dressed!" He would exclaim. "You have to be my queen."

[honorforged]

Zuko’s eyes moved from the talking cucumber to his empty cup of tea and back again, his expression more bewildered than before.

“What was in that tea?”

[itsrainingcucumbers]

"I am in search of my queen, are you her?"

[honorforged]

“What the monkey-feathers?”

[itsrainingcucumbers]

"At a loss for words? I tend to have that effect of people."

[itsrainingcucumbers]

''Oh, the talking cucumber is back?'' Kamui chomps on him, eating the cucumber whole. ''Great, I was hungry!''

"Yes, eat me more. Let me be one with you!"

[itsrainingcucumbers]

licks tip of pickle

"Oh my, greyface."

[itsrainingcucumbers]

sexy

"And you know it."

[itsrainingcucumbers]

Have you met pickle rick?

"I have not, who is this fiend?"

[itsrainingcucumbers]

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF CUCUMBER BRO

"Right back at you, bro."

[cindysuen]

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[theroyalgardens]

[sigilsins]

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[itsrainingcucumbers]

"Uhhh..hi are you supposed to be a cucumber or am I on something "??

"That's King Cucumber to you, sir! I am on a quest, can you help me?"