Random pearl of wisdom
Iāve found that sometimes when you ask staff where something is, they will stop looking at you. (Assuming youāre not doing anything suss, obviously.) Part of a lot of SA loss prevention training teaches staff to look for evasive customers who donāt engage.Ā Wandering around can be great for scoping out a store, especially if itās new, or has been refitted, and as others have said, if youāre looking up at where department labels are, itās a great time to check for cameras (peripheral vision, people) as well as looking for where blind spots and open-ended escapes are.Ā If someone sees you wandering about, rather than looking dazed and confused, itās worth being proactive and asking them where an area is, especially if itās not explicitly labelled. And when they tell you? Be nice, thank them, that sort of thing. No need to get too chatty and explain why you need to go to that specific area, but if youāre friendly and polite, a) itās just called being a decent human being, and retail workers get a lot of rudeness so you donāt need to add to that, and b) if theyāre at all inclined to not think youāre up to no good, or even if theyāre sympathetic to lifters, theyāre probably not going to want to see you as aĀ ānefarious typeā on a subconscious level if youāve been respectful and friendly.Ā And protip: NEVER go up to a sales assistant and just go,Ā āHand cream.ā Thatās fucking rude. Say something like,Ā āExcuse me, could you please tell me where the hand cream is,ā orĀ āSorry to bother you, could you please point me in the direction of the hand cream?ā and thank them afterwards.Ā Seriously, I might be a lifter, and I might be a bad bitch, but I donāt have to be a rude bitch to people who are being fucked over by the system as hard as we are.Ā
Yes to everything. Also, if you are being sussed it helps to go and purposely browse near an sa. Most people donāt think shoplifters would go anywhere near saās, so if you seem indifferent to shopping near an sa it seems less sus than outright avoiding everyone.
Always be a kind bitch!!!

















