It's Textbook

ask any of them anything, always open for rps asks and m!a's

[mrscarstairs-deactivated2019011]

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

[itstextbook]

photo posts look good though

[inflvx]

You’re worth all the sleep I’ve lost staying up late to talk to you

[justicesleague]

[inspired by]

[shinyswablu]

i

i need one more follower

ack

[ricebxll]

follow this qt !

[shinyswablu]

ahhhHHHHHHHHHH thank you :,D

[itstextbook]

follow the cutest butt around, $1 fee, no change, no refund

[lowerbirthcarnival]

It’s because she sucks your dick, isn’t it?

[shinyswablu]

nikki why

why do you do this

[lowerbirthcarnival]

Why not?

[itstextbook]

i have not received any money yet.

[shinyswablu]

i

i need one more follower

ack

[ricebxll]

follow this qt !

[shinyswablu]

ahhhHHHHHHHHHH thank you :,D

[itstextbook]

follow the cutest butt around, $1 fee, no change, no refund

[legiondarkshatter]

This is glorious.

[sulder]

Actually, that’s incorrect. 

It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.

We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.

That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds. 

For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169! 

[omg-man]

You did not read my argument!

[sulder]

Does it say you want my calculator?

[omg-man]

Yes!

[shinyswablu]

OPINION HELP TIME

I’m curious, as I’ve been at odds with my family about this.

Which do you think is better; staying up late and getting up late, or going to bed and getting up early? Maybe you believe there is no difference? Thinking not just what you prefer, but what would be best mentally, physically, socially, motivationally, etc.?

I have a straw poll here! Please reblog so we can get as many people as possible, and please do feel free to add comments as to why you support one side! But even just giving your vote helps, it only takes a few seconds!

[itstextbook]

If I were a month, I’d be January If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto god damnit If I were a sea animal, I’d be a(n) Octopus If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Bed If I were a flower, I’d be a something clingy, like a vine If I were a kind of weather, I’d be heavy snowfall If I were a colour, I’d be purple If I were an emotion, I’d be Bored is an emotion, right? if I were a fruit, I’d be a Plum, or peach. If I were an element, I’d be Carbon If I were a place, I’d be a Snowfield If I were a taste, I’d be Too sweet, people don't like me. If I were a scent, I’d be A pantry If I were an object, I’d be a Note book, filled with notes and doodles If I were a song, I’d be  i don't know but i like this one If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be something reliable and worn down.

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

[squeakykins]

#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

[gollumswinky]

who the fuck does

[radio-sparks]

i the fuck do

[whathashectoreverdonetome-blog]

what the fuck man

[kvothe-kingkiller]

fuck you

[taddle]

This is how civil wars are started

[itstextbook]

me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff

walmart cashier: sir for the last time

[secrua]

Visit Original Link

[shencomix]

Love is complicated.

[shinyswablu]

hello friends! sorry i havent really been on recently, i joined flight rising and im now kinda obsessed ‘w’

http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=userpage&id=75568  theres my page if you wanna see it or friend me or something!

[itstextbook]

check out this person's sweet dragons

[creeping-in-the-dark]

Just watch it.

[itstextbook]

What is something that you wish to see more in the people you meet as a whole? Or simply something that you want to become routine in society in general?

Some I wish to see in society? Well that's pretty easy, I want people to unknot their knickers a little bit and relax. The Luphim's and Tenefoe's prejudice against each other is mostly what put our entire world in danger. And even though I stopped the demon raids, and divine executions, people are still on edge with each other. It's idiotic.

[itstextbook]

Is there any skill or hobby that you wish to take up on, but you are unable to due to your place in the caste or your status in society (i.e. income, reputation, terms of retrieving it)?

You know, being a recognized wizard and hero would be pretty great, but i sort of sucked at magic when some people knew me. It sort of sucks because, it's like you do something awesome, and you ask if people saw you do it, but no one saw you, and then they hit you for lying. It's not fun.