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spikeasaur

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

fatale-distraction

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

ceruleanfuckup

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”

ryenros

Well that’s a naughty word!

book-dragon-13

I don’t listen to panic! At the disco much but he seems like a fun guy to hang out with

fallen-gravity

At my show, he paused, looked around, and went “hey, you guys said it, not me” and held his hands up like he was the most innocent creature on planet earth. He’s pretty fun.

whitepeopletwitter

Well you can’t break a pinky promise

kalokairri

meryl streep invented emotion when she sang the winner takes it all

haiku-robot

meryl streep invented emotion when she sang the winner takes it all

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droidmom

Pure, the inclusive sci-fi series Julia Morizawa and Briggon Snow have been working on about how genetic modification divides the future, only has about 2 days left in their fundraising campaign! They need to raise $6k more to reach 80% and keep the money they’ve raised, so please check the project out if it sounds interesting to you:

Link to their campaign with trailers, really rad perks, and other info

haiku-robot

link to their campaign with trailers really rad perks and other info

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hotboyproblems

the happy ending he deserved

drinkyourjuiceshelby

toddreu-deactivated20191220

Sudden urge to go adopt about 20 senior dogs

retrogamingblog

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME

just-shower-thoughts

Maybe building bed forts as kids is naturally programmed into all of us from when we had to build shelter at young ages due to low life expectancy

just-shower-thoughts

It is easier to sing a foreign language than to speak it

just-shower-thoughts

Lazy people are like atoms. Both try their best to achieve the lowest possible energy state.

just-shower-thoughts

Time can be used as a measure of distance (the office is an hour away), but distance can’t be used as a measure of time (the meeting will be 3 miles long).

socialnetworkhell

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

radicalduck

Wow! Minimum standards of basic human decency is now “brutal” expectations!

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

kingjaffejoffer

Energy

childhoodruiner

Mood for 2k18

marleyq

Some of yall outchea scared to shoot your shot…. look at these pioneers

childhoodruiner

Facts.

lochnessie

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

spacebumble

nobody asked for this but the origin of not putting one’s elbows on the table comes from the late 18th/early 19th century when wooden ships were still used in the navy- sailors would balance their plates between their elbows while eating to keep them from sliding around. because sailors developed a reputation on-land for being uncouth and aggressive, the placing of elbows on the table became associated with such behaviour.

some cultural historians believe it also goes back further, to the middle ages, when large banquet-style meals were served on trestle tables that had no side support. if someone put their elbows on the table, they risked bringing the whole table down with them.

so basically, there is no longer any need to NOT put elbows on the table, and there hasn’t been since the advent of steamships.