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in every way I am a dog and I'm extremely greatful to have a girlfriend that acknowledges that in our everyday lives

Funniest possible responses to being barked at in public for gearing:

"Hell yeah brother!" *bark back*

"NO. BAD DOG. We do NOT bark indoors."

"ONE OF US. ONE OF US." (works best as a group)

"I can tell you where I bought the [tail] if you're interested."

"Aww, does Puppy want attention?"

" 2/10. You need to work on your accent."

"Can I pet your dog?"

"Thanks! You're pretty cool too!"

playtime in the forest 🎾 🐶 💨

Just want to curl up in their lap and be a good lil doggo ฅVꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍVฅ 💤

paws :3