fun, fun, fun on the autobahn!

[itsvonclutch]

greem beam man

I am ze greenest of the legumes

[itsvonclutch]

Wait, if you mailed me the invitation, why did you have it there with you?

UhhHhhh you know how ze postal service these days are... SoOoOo unreliable! Sometimes letters become lost in the mail or they are returned to the sender.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Ah. 😌

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Wait, if you had the invitation, why didn't you send it to me again?

[itsvonclutch]

UhhmmmhhnHM

Vell, you see.............

I assumed I had the wrong address, of course, which is why it was not sending the first time. Ja, that's totally it.

[itsvonclutch]

Wait, if you mailed me the invitation, why did you have it there with you?

UhhHhhh you know how ze postal service these days are... SoOoOo unreliable! Sometimes letters become lost in the mail or they are returned to the sender.

[noxy-got-moxy-deactivated202207]

Fine! I know how to get my racing fix.

Whoever can beat me in a race gets Dini's number! Runner up gets this toaster oven I found.

[emperorvelothe27th]

WE NO WANT NUMBER BUT WE DO WANT OVEN! WE’RE GOING TO CRUSH BUG MAN LIKE ... LIKE BUG!!!

*ZERKT*

Excuse our eloquence. Part of us doesn’t like using proper sentences.

However, we’d like to race, if you don’t mind.

[noxy-got-moxy-deactivated202207]

All are welcome to the races! I'll take everyone on! You'll all eat my dust!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[itsvonclutch]

No! It is YOU who will be eating the dust! Ha ha!

[itsvonclutch]

@ntropy-masteroftime here is your new ride!

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Perfect timing, Von Croatch!

But- uhhh... Less animals and more clocks next time. Thank you very much.

[itsvonclutch]

Better?

[noxy-got-moxy-deactivated202207]

Fine! I know how to get my racing fix.

Whoever can beat me in a race gets Dini's number! Runner up gets this toaster oven I found.

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Let's race!

[itsvonclutch]

Finally, some action! Let's zoom!

[itsvonclutch]

@ntropy-masteroftime here is your new ride!

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[tropyjunior]

I can’t wait until I get my license!

[itsvonclutch]

License? Whats that? Just race!

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[professorndear]

Woah ok, no.

He’s 5 months old, Von Clutch.

I’m sorry but I cannot allow my so- err, the little one to drive such a dangerous vehicle.

[itsvonclutch]

Oh!! OhhowSILLY of me!

Excuse my error. I am understanding now! Thank you!

Here zis one is safety orange like the traffic cones. Much safer. Safety is in ze name!!

Good catch!!

[professorndear]

*Disapproving glare*

He can’t drive yet.

[itsvonclutch]

Do not poop on my party! He is old enough to hold a toy so he is old enough to drive! It is the same thing!

[professorndear]

It’s absolutely not!

He can’t even reach the pedals!!!

[itsvonclutch]

He will grow into it, babies shoot up like dandelions! In a month he will be driving and leaving everyone in ze dust.

[professorndear]

Well I guess you’ll have to wait a month then.

I’ll allow him to drive when he can reach all of the necessities.

[itsvonclutch]

On another hand, I suppose I could modify the car for better accommodation so he could be driving by the veekend...

[professorndear]

*Disapproval intensifies*

[itsvonclutch]

If you hold that face it will become stuck, mein freund. The baby is old enough. It is time to let go, and let him fly down ze highway at a safe and leisurely 210mph.

[professorndear]

Hör zu, du kleiner Marsmensch -

[itsvonclutch]

Du bist ein ameisentätowierer.

[professorndear]

Well, I NEVER-

[itsvonclutch]

Okay okay okay.

I will make it even safer. I see you are a wart of worry.

It even has cupholders.

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[professorndear]

Woah ok, no.

He’s 5 months old, Von Clutch.

I’m sorry but I cannot allow my so- err, the little one to drive such a dangerous vehicle.

[itsvonclutch]

Oh!! OhhowSILLY of me!

Excuse my error. I am understanding now! Thank you!

Here zis one is safety orange like the traffic cones. Much safer. Safety is in ze name!!

Good catch!!

[professorndear]

*Disapproving glare*

He can’t drive yet.

[itsvonclutch]

Do not poop on my party! He is old enough to hold a toy so he is old enough to drive! It is the same thing!

[professorndear]

It’s absolutely not!

He can’t even reach the pedals!!!

[itsvonclutch]

He will grow into it, babies shoot up like dandelions! In a month he will be driving and leaving everyone in ze dust.

[professorndear]

Well I guess you’ll have to wait a month then.

I’ll allow him to drive when he can reach all of the necessities.

[itsvonclutch]

On another hand, I suppose I could modify the car for better accommodation so he could be driving by the veekend...

[professorndear]

*Disapproval intensifies*

[itsvonclutch]

If you hold that face it will become stuck, mein freund. The baby is old enough. It is time to let go, and let him fly down ze highway at a safe and leisurely 210mph.

[professorndear]

Hör zu, du kleiner Marsmensch -

[itsvonclutch]

Du bist ein ameisentätowierer.

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[professorndear]

Woah ok, no.

He’s 5 months old, Von Clutch.

I’m sorry but I cannot allow my so- err, the little one to drive such a dangerous vehicle.

[itsvonclutch]

Oh!! OhhowSILLY of me!

Excuse my error. I am understanding now! Thank you!

Here zis one is safety orange like the traffic cones. Much safer. Safety is in ze name!!

Good catch!!

[professorndear]

*Disapproving glare*

He can’t drive yet.

[itsvonclutch]

Do not poop on my party! He is old enough to hold a toy so he is old enough to drive! It is the same thing!

[professorndear]

It’s absolutely not!

He can’t even reach the pedals!!!

[itsvonclutch]

He will grow into it, babies shoot up like dandelions! In a month he will be driving and leaving everyone in ze dust.

[professorndear]

Well I guess you’ll have to wait a month then.

I’ll allow him to drive when he can reach all of the necessities.

[itsvonclutch]

On another hand, I suppose I could modify the car for better accommodation so he could be driving by the veekend...

[professorndear]

*Disapproval intensifies*

[itsvonclutch]

If you hold that face it will become stuck, mein freund. The baby is old enough. It is time to let go, and let him fly down ze highway at a safe and leisurely 210mph.

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[professorndear]

Woah ok, no.

He’s 5 months old, Von Clutch.

I’m sorry but I cannot allow my so- err, the little one to drive such a dangerous vehicle.

[itsvonclutch]

Oh!! OhhowSILLY of me!

Excuse my error. I am understanding now! Thank you!

Here zis one is safety orange like the traffic cones. Much safer. Safety is in ze name!!

Good catch!!

[professorndear]

*Disapproving glare*

He can’t drive yet.

[itsvonclutch]

Do not poop on my party! He is old enough to hold a toy so he is old enough to drive! It is the same thing!

[professorndear]

It’s absolutely not!

He can’t even reach the pedals!!!

[itsvonclutch]

He will grow into it, babies shoot up like dandelions! In a month he will be driving and leaving everyone in ze dust.

[professorndear]

Well I guess you’ll have to wait a month then.

I’ll allow him to drive when he can reach all of the necessities.

[itsvonclutch]

On another hand, I suppose I could modify the car for better accommodation so he could be driving by the veekend...

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[professorndear]

Woah ok, no.

He’s 5 months old, Von Clutch.

I’m sorry but I cannot allow my so- err, the little one to drive such a dangerous vehicle.

[itsvonclutch]

Oh!! OhhowSILLY of me!

Excuse my error. I am understanding now! Thank you!

Here zis one is safety orange like the traffic cones. Much safer. Safety is in ze name!!

Good catch!!

[professorndear]

*Disapproving glare*

He can’t drive yet.

[itsvonclutch]

Do not poop on my party! He is old enough to hold a toy so he is old enough to drive! It is the same thing!

[professorndear]

It’s absolutely not!

He can’t even reach the pedals!!!

[itsvonclutch]

He will grow into it, babies shoot up like dandelions! In a month he will be driving and leaving everyone in ze dust.

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[professorndear]

Woah ok, no.

He’s 5 months old, Von Clutch.

I’m sorry but I cannot allow my so- err, the little one to drive such a dangerous vehicle.

[itsvonclutch]

Oh!! OhhowSILLY of me!

Excuse my error. I am understanding now! Thank you!

Here zis one is safety orange like the traffic cones. Much safer. Safety is in ze name!!

Good catch!!

[professorndear]

*Disapproving glare*

He can’t drive yet.

[itsvonclutch]

Do not poop on my party! He is old enough to hold a toy so he is old enough to drive! It is the same thing!

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[professorndear]

Woah ok, no.

He’s 5 months old, Von Clutch.

I’m sorry but I cannot allow my so- err, the little one to drive such a dangerous vehicle.

[itsvonclutch]

Oh!! OhhowSILLY of me!

Excuse my error. I am understanding now! Thank you!

Here zis one is safety orange like the traffic cones. Much safer. Safety is in ze name!!

Good catch!!

[itsvonclutch]

@tropyjunior

Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!

[itsvonclutch]

I think my invitation to CTTR got lost in the mail, because it never reached me. You invited me, I presume. Of course you did.

You invited me, right?

*sweats in German*

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Oh, I see. My presence left you speechless.

That's alright. Take your time.

[itsvonclutch]

Heh vell.... you see..........

UhhhhhhOHLOok aT ZIS

WOW

What could zis be??? It must be your... long lost invitation that I TOTALLY mailed in 2005 and did not just now scribble under ze desk! Look at that!