wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
roma★
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Sade Olutola
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle
@theartofmadeline
NASA
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
pixel skylines
oozey mess
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seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from Türkiye
seen from Argentina
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@tropyjunior
What do lemurs eat?
They eat the soul of the innocence
Hmm… @tropyjunior ? Would you consider yourself innocent and available for… A thing?
I have a very busy schedule. I don’t think I can pencil it in. Get back to me in a few months.
I want to see my little boy!
Here I come!
I’ve done it! I’ve done it! This is a threshold moment!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot believe I have to get rid of my strawberry plants.
But what if I want one? Can we not have anything strawberry in the house at all???
No, luv. Junior is allergic, and we have to take that into consideration.
It’s come to my attention that Junior has a strawberry allergy, so I must ask that all of you avoid giving him strawberries or things containing them. Thank you.
Oh dear!!! Is he alright?!
I’m upset!!
I require assistance! It appears that someone has accidentally left a gate up between the living room and the kitchen. Someone, remove it at once! I must roam!
Darling, that gate is there to keep you safe. There are far too many hazards in the kitchen!
There’s Gerber Puffs in the kitchen, Nancy!!!
I require assistance! It appears that someone has accidentally left a gate up between the living room and the kitchen. Someone, remove it at once! I must roam!
@tropyjunior
Here you are mein little dumpling! Remember to wear your seatbelt!
I can’t wait until I get my license!
Alright Mäuschen, Nef passed out due to severe sleep deprivation. You know what this means?
You're coming with me today!
Don't tell Nef we're up to no good and I'll get you some ice cream, ja?
And just where are you going?
Ah, Guten Abend! Nowhere in particular, just running a few errands. Nothing special. Junior and I are just spending some quality time together is all. Is that such a crime, Schatz?
No ...
Are you sure you know what you’re doing? You don’t really seem like you’d have experience caring for infants, err, not to be rude of course.
Hey! Don’t get in the way of my free ice cream! I’ve never had vanilla twist before and if I don’t get it, I will cry!
Made these to push back the oncoming art block I can sense
Soon enough, jingling multicolor keys in my face will no longer serve as a distraction! Perhaps not today, but one day! And then I will be unstoppable!
I wonder how my Ensure is. If there's nothing left, I'm not sure I really want to go back.
I’m pouring it all down the drain.
You have no moral. I'll fucking murder you.
You’re trapped in the sandbox I can to whatever I want. I’m lawless. I’m coming for your mailbox next.
I don't have a mailbox. Nobody writes to me.
I mean- I hope you fall down the drain, you microscopic idiot.
Just for that I’m going to confiscate your keurig. Say goodbye to coffee and instant noodles.
If this site had a kill button, believe me I'd push it.
What was it you said to me that one time? “Hsss SssSs s”? Yeah, that but at you.
Doctor, please, there are children reading.
sssssss.
I’m telling Nef that you’re swearing on the internet again!
He's not even spelling it right. He put s instead of s. Ha.
SssSssSsssssSSSSsss sss, am I right?
I’m telling on YOU to Nef, also!
DON'T TELL HIM I SAID DUMDUM—
@neftropy
I wonder how my Ensure is. If there's nothing left, I'm not sure I really want to go back.
I’m pouring it all down the drain.
You have no moral. I'll fucking murder you.
You’re trapped in the sandbox I can to whatever I want. I’m lawless. I’m coming for your mailbox next.
I don't have a mailbox. Nobody writes to me.
I mean- I hope you fall down the drain, you microscopic idiot.
Just for that I’m going to confiscate your keurig. Say goodbye to coffee and instant noodles.
If this site had a kill button, believe me I'd push it.
What was it you said to me that one time? “Hsss SssSs s”? Yeah, that but at you.
Doctor, please, there are children reading.
sssssss.
I’m telling Nef that you’re swearing on the internet again!
He's not even spelling it right. He put s instead of s. Ha.
SssSssSsssssSSSSsss sss, am I right?
I’m telling on YOU to Nef, also!
I wonder how my Ensure is. If there's nothing left, I'm not sure I really want to go back.
I’m pouring it all down the drain.
You have no moral. I'll fucking murder you.
You’re trapped in the sandbox I can to whatever I want. I’m lawless. I’m coming for your mailbox next.
I don't have a mailbox. Nobody writes to me.
I mean- I hope you fall down the drain, you microscopic idiot.
Just for that I’m going to confiscate your keurig. Say goodbye to coffee and instant noodles.
If this site had a kill button, believe me I'd push it.
What was it you said to me that one time? “Hsss SssSs s”? Yeah, that but at you.
Doctor, please, there are children reading.
sssssss.
I’m telling Nef that you’re swearing on the internet again!
Poor baby… *gives you a warm bottle of milk* this should help you sleep 🥺🥺 - Nice Anon
I’ll have you know I have already graduated to sippy cups!
I’ll still drink it, though...
finally, some good food.
You’d better not have stolen those from Junior.
I didn't, we made an exchange.
What exactly could you have traded with a 4-6 month old?
It’s true! And I don’t have a concept of money yet, so I’m giving it to Nef. He knows what to do with it.
Junior, I don’t know whether to be proud of you or angry. Next time, just don’t share your snacks, ok?
I’m not sharing! I’m selling! It’s different!
finally, some good food.
You’d better not have stolen those from Junior.
I didn't, we made an exchange.
What exactly could you have traded with a 4-6 month old?
It’s true! And I don’t have a concept of money yet, so I’m giving it to Nef. He knows what to do with it.
