Wellya's dead blog

I post random stuff (mostly my hyperfixations) or stuff i think about they/them

[issenterprise-chekov-deactivate]

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I HEAR ZHE FIRST TIME

[therealpavelchekov]

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👅👅👅

[itswellya]

chekov i love you

[real-monty-scotty]

[an incredibly phlegmy and deep meow coming from inside the vents] [rapid scuttling sounds]

Nope. Not today. I'm goin' back t' bed.

[itswellya]

*another very deep but somewhat higher pitched growl comes from under the bed* *slight scratching noises*

[itswellya]

This year's ides of march cupcakes :))

some of them are red inside

the amount of red cupcakes follows the amount of senators that stabbed julius amongst all of the senators that betrayed him (23/60)

so if you bite into one and see red, you would have stabbed him :D

Congrats

silly funny game to do with friends if you celebrate the ides of march with them (i dont have that many friends so those will go to my familly, partner and people in the lgbtq club at school)

[itswellya]

[itswellya]

i made cupcakes for the ides of march :D

i took the percentage of people in the senate that stabbed caesar and then applied that to the number of cupcakes i made

so now everytime you eat one, you find out if you would have stabbed Julius Caesar

also some knife drawings are kinda bad but eh i figured it out eventually :)

[itswellya]

curently doing a part 2 to this :)

[itswellya]

if anyone is wondering, the percentage is 23/60 so 38,333%

[itswellya]

i made cupcakes for the ides of march :D

i took the percentage of people in the senate that stabbed caesar and then applied that to the number of cupcakes i made

so now everytime you eat one, you find out if you would have stabbed Julius Caesar

also some knife drawings are kinda bad but eh i figured it out eventually :)

[itswellya]

curently doing a part 2 to this :)

[real-monty-scotty]

OOC: If I get 100 responses on my school questionnaire I will come out of hiatus. Go my scottylings

Diversity in the Media: Quantitative Questionnaire

(please help i only have a few more weeks to get this data and when i do i will have a lot more time for answering asks i prommy)

[wearewatcher]

Did Shane take a picture with a mime this week in London or is the man in the AP photo roundup someone who could pass for his twin?

unfortunately it is not Shane, but obsessed with calling the other person "a mime"

baby that is charlie chaplin

[itswellya]

thats not shane????

seems like something he'd do

also that pose is very shane like

[partlyironic]

Mystery Files: The Tragic Tale of the Pollock Twins

[itswellya]

god forbide a cousin with eyebrows shows up

they wont be able to get over it

[james-t-kirk-enterprise]

i think i found a sample of the "dilithium", boss

idk if it was the ensigns or the people they got it from who put scotty's face on the can, but i doubt he'd be happy about it

Yes, that's exactly what we were thinking it might be! Poor Scotty. Maybe I should tell him that nobody is actually eating dilithium before he has a heart attack. Or requests a transfer. Or kills someone. Oh, that poor scotsman!

[thestarship-enterprize]

@real-monty-scotty Poor scotty!

[real-monty-scotty]

Unfertunately, this isnae entirely accurate. While some people have been usin' these mints t' play tricks on me, I've seen some of my team lick dilithium wit' my own two eyes. I dinnae even have th' energy t' be mad about it anymore.

[itswellya]

hey scotty can i crush and snort the crystals??

just munchin on them is kinda underwhelming now :/

[real-monty-scotty]

save a horse. ride a cowboy.

I think y' were supposed t' send this t' McCoy's account, not mine.

[real-monty-scotty]

OOC: Quick message from mod!! If you're wondering why Scotty is taking so long to answer your questions even though he CLAIMS that his inbox is empty, that's because he has about 40 posts in his queue right now. His inbox is very much empty, but his queue is very much not.

Anyways, Scotty asked me to tell all of you that he doesn't want to spam anyone, so he's queued everything up so everyone gets new posts from him everyday. He also asked me to change the times that new posts get uploaded, so I'll probably make it so a few more asks are posted every day!!

Scotty and I want to thank all of you for your patience (and for 300 followers omg!!), and we hope you all stick around :)

Love,

Mod (@j-amradio)

(P.S. Continue to send in asks!! Scotty (me) will always get to them eventually!!)

[itswellya]

PLEASE spam

i dont care

sccotty posts make me very happy

please please please

[real-monty-scotty]

My New Year’s resolution is to eat more dilithium :]

Get out.

[itswellya]

NO WAY ME TOO :D

[real-monty-scotty]

Hello Scotty the dilithium crystals and warp core look very dangerous and inedible today

Aye, considerin' they are not edible in th' slightest. At all. Ever.

[itswellya]

yeah but yesterday they looked good which is why i licked them

[real-monty-scotty]

Personally I believe getting electrocuted strengthens my connection with the ship. I can hear her speak when I stick my hand into the exposed socket in the rec room. She's beautiful

Tha's called brain damage. Go t' McCoy. Now, please.

[itswellya]

is it tough?

or are you just trying to keep her to yourself??

[washiing-machine]

The Gwen rainbow! My magnum opus!

[itswellya]

SHE IS SO PRETTY

[real-monty-scotty]

trick or treat sorry iam late

Aye, no worries pal! I'm late answerin' this too...

I dinnae have any candy t' give ye right now, but I think Uhura has some left over! You should go an' ask her fer some :)

Happy (very very late) Halloween!!

[itswellya]