You'll Be Alright

[thebestoftumbling]

[thetomska]

always reblog scottish twitter

[goawfma]

PLS UNMUTE I’M MF DECEASED ASJAKJSASHSHASKJ

[lesteslayss]

IM DEAD 😭

[melvinzd]

Mind blown 😂

[eryn-n-g]

So pure and adorable

[b00bconnoisseur]

I watched this like 6 the times I never tire of his reaction

[podfixx]

Absolutely pure.  What a trick, what a reaction!

[headspace-hotel]

I love how the Devil went down to Georgia, which either implies

1) that the devil is a northerner

2) that Georgia is lower than hell

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[cherryblossomshadow]

This ad is so perfect for Tumblr, im

[itsyour-world-now]

New ink who dis 💃🏻🌊

[goawfma]

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀

[hundondestiny]

she said if u got beef she’s a vegetarian i’m

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[syntaxbitch]

“Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.” - Tony Stark, The Avengers

And a *Bonus* (in keeping with Marvel tradition) -

Hope everyone enjoys these as much as I do - they took long enough to make. But they’re finally finished - hey, let’s celebrate with some sleep! Good evening, all. :)

[kryptaria]

Dear gods, this is perfection.

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

[raginrayguns]

My mom learned it because she figured she’ll go deaf when she gets old

[manyblinkinglights]

My family went holiday SCUBA diving once, and a couple of Deaf guys were in the group. I was really little and I spent most of the briefing overcome with the realization that while the rest of us were going to have regulators in our mouths and be underwater fairly soon, they were going to be able to do all the same stuff and keep talking.

[tell-the-stars-hello]

The only reason some form of sign language is not a standard skill is ableism, as far as I can tell.

[emoracreations]

For anyone interested in learning, Bill Vicars has full lessons of ASL on youtube that were used in my college level classes. 

https://www.youtube.com/user/billvicars

and here’s the link to the website he puts in his videos:

https://www.lifeprint.com/

[catchymemes]

[injuries-in-dust]

I’m gonna guess that they aren’t normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

[itsyour-world-now]

One of the most stark differences between Boden and Scout’s personalities is their varying ability to understand reason and accept pacification.

Boden, I can tell him BEFORE HE’S UPSET, hey I’m going to go let the dogs out I’ll be RIGHT BACK while I’m putting him to bed and without fail he will immediately SCREAM his fucking head off and keep going for hours if he has to.

Scout woke up, crying, and I picked her up and put her back in bed and while she was still crying I said hey hey I’m going to go turn the lights off, I’ll be right back (stops crying) can you hold your bear until I get back? (Uh-uh) what about your unicorn (accepts unicorn) and I stroke her hair and tell her I love her and she echos love you back to me while closing her eyes.

Scout is a sasshole to the core, she’s so similar to Boden in her strong will spitfire attitude but she’s half his age and she just LISTENS to logic so much better. You can reason with her... and she’s ONE. Boden is completely irrational, stubborn as hell, and downright refuses to adapt to situations.

Boden is intense, but I love learning their distinct traits and figuring out on some level what works for each of them 💞

[itsyour-world-now]

Day 5 of potty training

First day in “undies” and first day with ZERO accidents 💃🏻

Yesterday her only accident was when I tried to put her in bloomers and she’s not ready for undies yet, muscle memory is a bitch and the cut feels too close to diapers, so she peed immediately in them and freaked out. Back to nakey. Today we went and got her carters tumbling shorts and she kept them dry all day 👏👏👏

Tomorrow is our first BIG outing, to the zoo for their cousins birthday so our first time using public bathrooms 😅😅😅 I got her a little backpack to put a couple changes of clothes in because I’m always team no diaper bag but for a little bit we’ll need the security of back up pants 😂 she LOVES her backpack and undies 🤗

[daddyfuckedme]

[itsyour-world-now]

She’s doing SO GOOD 😭👏👏👏

But also I’m tired 😴💤

[itsyour-world-now]

Spontaneously decided to potty train this gal 🤗🤗🤗

We started Friday and I was so skeptical because she had five misses during the day and only her last two pees were in the potty. She was telling me she had to poop from nap time on but wouldn’t go, at bedtime she CRIED “pottttttttty!” so we got her out of bed and she went right away 👏👏👏

Yesterday (Saturday) she held her pee for like three hours after waking up and I was concerned 🥴😂 she finally started to pee and yelled MAMA and went to finish on the potty and all the rest of her pees for the day we’re on the potty 🎉 she held her poop though so we’re watching for that today. But only half an accident the second day I think is amazing! We even went to the grocery store and to pick up another potty off fb marketplace and were in the car for a while and she held her pee.

I’m going to keep her on the little potty for the week and then start teaching her how to get up to the toilet alone. Right now she’s chillin commando in dresses only but I think we’re going to try loose shorts tomorrow 🤞

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently