[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[amwult]

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[ceika111]

happy june to everyone

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[sadg1rl2001]

IN 1984 I WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR APPROACHING PERFECTION

[everydaylouie]

summer book club

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[steampunkforever]

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

[liache]

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

[yiffmaster]

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

[ehlbee]

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

[silicon65]

study