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Hello ! Welcome on this itzy incorrect quotes account :] I'm sure most people are familiar with the concept, but some precisions just in case.
Shipping is for fun !
We all know the girls love and would never insult each other <3 again, it's incorrect for a reason
This account originally started as a twitter one, so don't hesitate to follow there as well !
That's all, enjoy :]
Chaeryeong : You'll have a hard time believing this, because it never happens.
Chaeryeong : But I made a mistake.
Ryujin : I have the sharpest memory in the group ! Name one time I've forgotten something.
Yuna : You left me in a walmart parking lot like three weeks ago.
Ryujin : I did that on purpose. Try again.
Yeji : Normally, I find Lia to be a comforting, if unarousing, presence around the dorm. Like a well-watered fern
Yeji : But today, she has tapped into this vengeful, violent side. And I'm like wow... Lia has kind of a good butt
*Ryujin is cooking*
Lia : Any chance that's for me?
Ryujin : It's for Yeji unnie. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
Chaeryeong : I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Lia : Yeji and I are having a baby.
Yuna : That's gre-
Lia, slamming adoption papers on the table : It's you, sign here.
Ryujin : Chaeryeong, my old arch enemy.
Yuna : ... I thought I was your arch enemy ?
Ryujin : I have a life outside of you, Yuna.
Chaeryeong : What did you guys get in your yearbook ?
Lia : 'Prettiest Smile'
Yeji : 'Nicest Personality'
Yuna : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Ryujin : 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Yuna : Lia unnie, I'm sad.
Lia : *holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Yeji : Ryujin, I'm sad.
Ryujin : *nodding* Mood.
Yuna : Ow !
Yeji : What's wrong ?
Yuna : I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Yeji : It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Yuna : But that place is haunted
Lia : Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident !
Yuna : *marching into the haunted house* I AM NOT SCARED ! I AM NOT A PUSSY !
Yuna : Good. Thanks, mom.
Ryujin : You just called Yeji "mom". You just said "thanks, mom."
Yuna : What ? No, I didn't. I said "thanks, man".
Yeji : Do you see me as a mother figure, Yuna ?
Yuna : No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.
Lia : Hey ! Show your mother some respect !
Ryujin : You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end
Yeji : Yes you can
Ryujin : Shut up nerd
Ryujin : What are you ? Two ?
Yuna : Yeah. Two heads taller than you !
Ryujin : *deep breath*
*5 minutes later*
Ryujin : OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, YOU FUCKING COWARD !!
Yuna : I WAS JUST JOKING !!
Lia : You know, Ryujin gives Chaeryeong flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.
Yeji: Okay.
*Later*
Yeji: *gives Chaeryeong flowers*
Chaeryeong : ???
Yeji: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Chaeryeong : I wish I was stupid. You all seem so happy.
*Itzy is on a hike*
Yeji : It's beautiful out here
Lia : And quiet.
Chaeryeong : Too quiet.
Yeji : Did we lose someone ?
*cut to Yuna with a bear in a headlock while Ryujin is recording her*