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[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[octobergreenfield]

[gobblechopstv]

[bitterfucked]

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

[legislacerator]

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

[leafcrunch]

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

[tramampoline]

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

[thegreenwolf]

[rosebuncat]

What??? The fuck????

[rifles]

[afrofilm]

sans soleil (chris marker, 1983)

[simpsons-latino]

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[awwww-cute]

Seal Ania confused by what the hell happened to her whiskers (it’s -10C/14F in Poland right now) (Source: http://ift.tt/2F3mBoL)

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

You know it’s cold out when salt water starts freezing. 

…real talk, though, that’s just how seal faces look - she’s not surprised, just awake.

[zenkyosen-deactivated20200309]

[taintedjojo]

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[4chansbest]

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[unclefather]

me: *says lmao*

me: *ass is still attached* 

[nefertiris]

fresh prince of bel air (1990-1996) truly was a gift

[evilrashida]

WE HAVE DECIDED TO STAN FOREVER