mmkay sweaty (: x

[segamascott]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[taohun]

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

[taohun]

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[dogpuppy]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[evilrashida]

She tore this

[tall]

[amandla]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

i look like this all the time

[elleaime]

Remote Control II by Jana Sterbak, 1989.

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive