I HATE IVAN

biggest ivan hater.

[ivansbiggesthater]

youkidna tal gleio thine hometsick home shmtuch oh oh oh

Never speak to me again.

[ivansbiggesthater]

whey doesnt the big hater eat the little hater ?

We are One

[ivansbiggesthater]

IVAN COULD NEVER DO THE DAILY PUZZLE ON HEXAPIPES.VERCEL.APP

This is a Fact. He is far too stupid for that. His skills in decision-making are evidence of his lack of smarts in many fields of life and education alike. He is like a lamp without a lightbulb because He has no Ideas for anything and if he does they are not Lit because they are Bad.

[ivansbiggesthater]

I AM SO fucking SORRY

It is okay. We forgive you. But not Him. No. No. No. No.

[ivansbiggesthater]

those mangoes. gonna go. oh my gof. i am ivan hater numaber 67. mango. mango. mustard. mustard. colorboxm usatrd. mango. dubstard colorbox musatrd. goop . you will weap. i van will weep. hear my whales brah. PAPA PIZZERIA HAS ME IN THE CASH REGISTER YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUY I CANT GET OUT MY ARMS ARE TOO SMALL I CANT GET OUTT OHHH MY GODD HEAR MY WHALESSSSSSSSSSS wyd when ivan pops up in zombie zombie stagay ooohhpppgggg im so fucking scared please get me out of papas cash registeria ohhh my god

rico 🧃🧃🧫🧫🧫🧫🧫🧫🧫🧫 when you give a petri dish an appel it is like ricos chiliworks in there im telling you brah. 🐕🐕 im not gay.. 😇🥸🥸🥸🥸🖥️

Is Mango a code word for Ivan cause he Goed and He likes Man? Perhaps. I have a theory and it is very scary to the average person. I hear the Whales. I hear them it is okay little hater. We are here for you. ❤️

[ivansbiggesthater]

please never die, ivans biggest hater

I won't. Do not worry. I can't I can't I can't die. Ever. Curse the curse He cursed me. I will live until He is No More.

[ivansbiggesthater]

the new alnst anime released how they will look and ivan is even more chopped than usual🙏🙏god bless

Yes. I agree fully. It will be horrid to see him Moving. Can't believe they didn't cut him out. Would've been a pretty good budgeting decision. I do not believe in God anymore Please ignore my previous posts about that BTW.

[ivansbiggesthater]

sooo new comic dropped how we feeling

I felt so horrible. I had to flee all social media. I've become weak. I need to regain my powers for the oncoming threat of the Ivan Zombie Stage wave of content. Times will be tough and battles will be fought. We win.

[ivansbiggesthater]

They FUCKING resurrected jock ivan. I'm mad. I'm not even going to post the image. My entire week is ruined. Entire next month even. It's horrible. I wish they kept him dead. I'm pissed. I'm so fucking mad.

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I have been sick. For so long. And now there's new Ivan. Great. Fucking Great. How will I recover now??? I'm so fucking pissed. He looks so gross. Disgusting. Is this even Ivan anymore?? Ugly little thing. He doesn't deserve to be an angel. He is THE DEVIL. SINNER. SINNER. SINNER. SINNER. SINNER. EVIL. EVIL. EVIL. EVIL. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[ivansbiggestfan]

It was me behind @ivansbiggesthater I thought it's time I tell the world this. Sorry for the deception.

[ivansbiggesthater]

The Truth.

[ivansbiggesthater]

HOLIDAYS ARE NO LONGER CALM. THIS IS HORRIBLE. I AM DEVASTATED.

[ivansbiggesthater]

Regular posting resuming eventually. Things have been calm in Hater Nation. I think we can rest for a little. No Ivan Content. The holidays may be nice this year.

[ivansbiggesthater]

why is He uour Pfp

They say to "know your enemy" or something. I am merely making sure we are all on the same page of who and why is the Enemy.

[ivansbiggesthater]

I am an Ivan enjoyer, but I am thoroughly entertained by your conquest against him, and so I follow.

If I may ask, what is your opinion on Till?

Save yourself. Save yourself. Save yourself. Save yourself. Save yourself from his grasp. Till is alright. Nothing against him. If anything I feel a little bad for him having to put up with The Thing every day of his life.

[ivansbiggesthater]

Are you aware there's a hate blog of your hate blog

Yes. I am well aware. And have been for a while. But that doesn't threaten me. Nothing can. A mere obstacle in my Main Mission.

[ivansbiggesthater]

Should I follow despite not hating Ivan just to see if you can change my mind or no?

If it'll save you. Go for it.