What I learned From Eurovision 2016
Petra and Måns worked amazingly well together. By far the best eurovision hosts. I enjoyed them so much
Stockholm 2016>>>>>>Malmö 2013, either by quality of the songs or atmosphere
Stockholm 2016 also beats Vienna 2015 by a mile
The musical numbers were FLAWLESS. “Man vs. Machine” and “Love Love Peace Peace” have a special place in my heart now
UNPREDICTABLE AF. DRAMA AF. Those last minutes gave me so much anxiety tbh.
With the new voting system ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. Dreams really do come true. Eurovision is ultimately being Disney-fied.
LIKE WHO EVEN SAW POLAND COMING????
FYI HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN 600 POINTS AND BEAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY THAT WAS AHEAD WITH THE JURY VOTES THIS IS AMAZING
Every one has a love-hate relationship with the voting system, however no one can deny that it fuels Tumblr and Twitter drama to the extreme
Guess what? Ukraine won and it was actually well deserved??
Jamala is my new queen and I bow down to her
Needless to say, Rybak’s record was beaten. He looked very dead inside
Australia ALMOST won and Europe was weeping.
Russia had every one biting their nails. Ultimately they got 3rd. Keep being dangerous, Russia.
I really agreed more with the jury vote? Sorry Sergey!!!
Sweden got the place another country deserved TO NO ONE’S SURPRISE. Keep being predictable, Sweden
France actually did well fuck me
France and UK switch places year after year, in terms of placing.
UK did get more points than last year (even 12 points from Jury vote) but they still got 24th place
WERE WE TALKING ABOUT UNPREDICTABLE? Donny Montell was the most successful of the Baltic Boys. He got 9th. He was in the top 10. Justs placed 15th. We’ll get to the tragic story of Jüri later…
Tumblr, your predictions are shit
Bulgaria came 4th so that’s good
Bulgaria was the most successful Balkan country. Serbia didn’t do very well and the others didn’t do at all
CZECH REPUBLIC DESERVED BETTER
Azerbaijan got what they deserved
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE
Can we talk about how hot the moldovan spokesperson was pls send her next year
Subliminal message somewhere in the middle of the show
Douwe Bob and Amir Haddad. THE NETHERLANCE
THE NETHERLANCE BEATS SWESTRALIA ANY DAY
Justin Timberlake was as american as he could get. Welcome to Europe, Justin!
Norway didn’t give Sweden any points. Finland gave them 12. Denmark gave them 6. And that kids is an example of an arithmetic mean.
Ok so no one saw those results coming. Can we talk about those semi-final results?
Jüri Pootsmann placed in the very last place in the first semi-final. Was everyone asleep that day?
NOT ONLY DID HE NOT GET THROUGH HE WAS ALSO LAST IN HIS SEMI
THIS IS THE WORST RESULT ESTONIA HAS EVER ACHIEVED
Low-key expecting him to return with a bloody revenge
J Poots did not deserve this shit
Greece and Bosnia didn’t qualify for the first time ever. The spokespersons looked very dead inside
Greece seemed like they didn’t even want to be there
Advice to Greece: Take a break like Ukraine did. SEE WHERE IT GOT THEM?
SEE YOU IN UKRAINE NEXT YEAR BITCHES
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