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Hello Tumblr

I'm sure you missed me dearly

I have arrived for the Daily Dracula memes and nothing more (actually there may be more idk)

I was gonna purge my following list and then realized that was a huge undertaking and it would be easier to start over entirely

So uh

Bye again I guess?

n64s

Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi

b-noons

Quest added

setheverman

hey guys just wanted to inform you this video takes place today

fischotterkunst

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

fischotterkunst

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

valtsv

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

nihonio

redrew and painted over those shots from the opening...

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he has a long furby probably

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my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil

delete this

sneakyfeets

This is the ONLY thing I think of when this song comes on

notverybrightraven

Toby Fox in 2019: Becomes lead composer for gamefreak’s new IP, hands Sakurai his ass at his own game and puts Sans Undertale in smash

Andrew Hussie in 2019: Becomes eboy, buries tolberones in the California wilderness

info-cultist

wait, what ?

notverybrightraven

I don’t tell lies

fslut

Wanda please you can’t just string words like this together in this fashion and expect any of it to be okay

prsephonies-deactivated20200815

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water…

literallytryingmybestbutok

Nobody:

OP trying to find love through a fish tank:

elriabrunnr

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

elriabrunnr

brodnork

why am i being threatened

4thdslip-deactivated20181206

Tumblr is amazing. I’ve never seen another website whose advertisers fail this miserably to actually advertise anything, and yet, they still inadvertently manage to produce good content through the medium.

doomy

i want everyone to know that the minimum budget for advertising on tumblr is $25,000

chibiwhitemage

@starship-nine

thesnadger

“I”ll put your anus in retrograde if you ever come at me with more Homestuck words” is still the best response I’ve ever heard for someone who’s telling you any aspect of your behavior is because of your astrological sign, and I think my favorite part is the implication that Homestuck invented astrology.

beetle-archive

If a rat tried to give me a disease with a very high mortality rate I would simply say no thank you

beetle-archive

rip to 30-50% of europe but im different

sassbewitchedmyass

So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and they’re so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons I’ve ever seen. I’ve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.

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Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.

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Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.

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Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. He’s alive and drunk on sunlight.

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The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasn’t done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.

Name changed to Brienne of Tarth.

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Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said “that not your moms, Bri. He’s a dude.” No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5

sassbewitchedmyass

You are so right, friend. Brienne of Tarth reinstated.

sassbewitchedmyass

How could I forget that doofus! So sorry #3! Jaime Lannister #3 ate a beetle after I yelled at him not to and then immediately proceeded to throw it back up. Beetle was still alive. JL #3 ate it again.

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Behold, 4 dumbass Jaime Lannister’s and 1 Brienne of Tarth(middle puppy)

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Update: Today, Brienne of Tarth got stuck in a hole and didn’t know how to climb her way out of it and Jaime Lannister #1, forever the knight in shining armor, jumped into the hole after her!! Now, they’re both stuck. But they’re together.