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a patient wants to thank PTMC's emergency department for saving his life by throwing a party for the doctors and nurses, not knowing he's contributing to unethical age-gap power-imbalance workplace relationships. the patient? jackson wang.

maddytrout

I was struck by lightning and a vision of the Pitt Crew accidentally commingling at an early 2000s club night. Seniors residents/surgeons/attendings a little fucked up and bumping and grinding with Med Students/R1/R2s as Disco Inferno by 50 Cent plays in the background.

McKay to Javadi “This song came out the year you were born!!!”

I’m sick in the head

rusticfurnace

youre the boss do something about it

sisyphusunderthesun

evelina-maar

brown eyes (affectionate) / blue eyes (threat)

hatchet-boy

"I want to have sex" "I want to be held" I Want. For someone to do a cold manual intubation on me. No meds no laryngoscope blade no sedatives no painkillers no restraints just warm, competent hands wrapped in nitrile gloves guiding a tube down my throat, as I lay back, vulnerable but utterly unafraid in their care. I don't have to worry about anything anymore, not even my breathing.

puppydogwhitaker

terrornothorror

are you aware you have an aggressive energy, trinity

scampdoodle

Dr. Robby and his good boy

jasonmeowmeow

they’re alright i guess idk

genyasglockk

dennis having a brief moment of joy while tearing up a sandwich and here comes robby's suicidal ass to bitch about some crumbs.

lukasaurusart

Made a whitaker drawing and decided it had to be hucklerobbot so i also made a sketchy drawing of robby and Abbot realizing they are old and creeps (i love them so much)

Also the whitaker drawing is on my inprint