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charlestrask

and after all this im still horny. the human spirit is unbreakable

elokitties

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

#tiktok #im deleting that app and my whole account i swear to fucking god

failchild

this website is so funny there'll be a popular poll going around that asks something like "what's your favorite breakfast food :)" and in the notes there's always someone saying Oh My God of course you unemployed tenderqueer virgins like pancakes no wonder none of you go outside

man1cpixiedreampuppy

me when i wear the prescription glasses that give me big sparkly anime eyes

#the pitt #actors

oidingus

I don’t have anything finished but couldn't miss Dr. Carter's birthday, so here’s a quick rough of him presenting an interesting case to his longsuffering favorite resident (because that cat gif i saw on tiktok matches his energy a little too well)😌 🥕 #JohnCarter #PeterBenton #ER

#er 1994

endortbc

This is based on the idea that for both Dwarves and Elves, braiding has a special meaning, and it is something shared between those who love and trust each other.

I imagine they got married soon after the war. Later, Legolas moved to Ithilien and Gimli to Aglarond, but they found ways to get together. This is when they got a chance to reunite and braided each other’s hair.

Kindred.

#lotr #tolkien #art

hatchet-boy

Just spent 20 minutes vividly imagining speaking to my brother on the phone in the final moments before an asteroid hit the earth and killed us all and made myself so sad I cried. #WhyDidIDoThat

huckleberrys-notepaad

Brother that's the saddest shit I've ever heard- you would be my first a last call during the end of the world, have to make sure my brother knows I treasure him 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ <3

hatchet-boy

#MyHandsomeAndComfortingBrother<3

#the most tender orange chicken kiss returned

help-me-yes

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

#me n my brother

alexisneverokay

thinking about puppy hybrid dennis who, just like a real puppy, sleeps in the weirdest positions known to man. robby will come in to the living room and find him snoozing on the sofa with his bare belly turned to the sky, but his back bent sideways and curved so oddly that he's almost shaped like a croissant. just looking at the pup makes robby's back throb at the thought. dennis though? happy as can be.

his tail rests between his legs and his floppy ears are folded inside out, and god, it's fucking cute. two of his sharp little canines are poking out from his mouth, and he rumbles little sleepy growls as he rests. wow, robbys got a weird fucking dog. when robby settles next to him and pets on his belly, dennis's eyes snap open, his tail starts wagging immediately, and he does yet more contortion to squirm his way into robby's lap.

robby finds him in other places too, of course. curled into a ball in their bed, somehow wedged between their pillows and with just one paw sticking out. splayed on his front in the garden, limbs tangled and ears flicking in the sun. folded in half in the passenger seat of the car, drooling peacefully and collar tags jingling. he's even found him in the special dog bed, but rather than actually being *in* the bed, he's been dozing *on* the edge of it, torso plonked on the hardwood floor and legs stretched out in the soft fabric.

robby takes pictures of them all, of course. while he might grimace at the pains his own body would experience from these... odd positions, his special puppy looks so sweet and serene, even grumbling and whining to himself in his dreams.

as long as at the end of the day dennis uses robby as his pillow and mattress, spreading over him like a starfish that barked and had a tail, everything was perfect. and somehow, that included robby's puppy-dogs spine.

huckleberrys-notepaad

As an owner of a Puppy That Layed Weird, it hurt my spine just to watch her take a nap in such a twisted position or in literal rocks.

+bonus cuddly pup, she was so boney but I couldn't tell her no so. Robby has mystery bruises from Puppy Elbows, pressure marks from Dennis' chin being rested on his collarbone for hours, a dead leg from how Dennis' knobby knee was dug into his inner thigh

#head in my hands #so cute #hucklerobby #hbnp #say hi to your walking croissant for me brother<3

retroornot

#art

satanicfranic

shout out to John Carter being in a permanent state of 5 seconds old and 3 apples tall

#and he has legs but hasn’t read the user manual about how to use them #<<<#seem to just pick a target to aim at and hope for the best #er 1994

asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3

The eroticism of an older man calling a younger man Kid, even though he is most definitely an adult.

What, are you trying to convince yourself he’s too young for you? I don’t buy it and neither do you. Just fuck him over the nearest table and call him baby boy.

#duke+robby #adj