it's mae.

he / him / his

[sugarweregoingdownswinging]

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

[the-strawman]

As I fell asleep

[be-more-chaotic]

*slams keyboard*

[pussylipgloss]

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

[thegoodvybe]

[timbllr]

from weheartit

[moon-princess-in-wonderland-dea]

[ c r o w s b e f o r e h o e s ] 🖤

[pale-fume]

[tackled]

via weheartit

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[catchymemes]

[butt-berry]

reverse side:

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who try to “not be a part of the crowd” end up being in a crowd of people with the same mindset

[obsessive-yandearest-deactivate]

I will devote my entire being to you. I am yours completely…and you are mine ♡

[pretty-little-yandere]

I love you with every fibre of my being and nothing will ever change that.

[glassbonespaperskin]

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[symfoniauczuc]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People prefer older music over new because the bad old songs are never played.