I fuck on the first date.

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This shows humor is criminally underrated

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Relationships don’t take your anxiety away Relationships don’t take your depression away Relationships don’t stop the bad thoughts Relationships don’t stop your mental illnesses

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[undergroundghosts]

when u hear a noise at night

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"mom im bleeding"

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

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[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

This is one of the best scenes in TV history

[velvetcyberpunk]

You can NEVER go wrong with John Lithgow.

[weiwuweigame]

Today, in my very own country- the Taliban attacked an army school, in a city called Peshawar. The monstrous people murdered innocent children. Innocent teachers. 140 STUDENTS DIED TODAY. 9 of them were teachers, and 132 were children. These children died, unsuspecting, attending school like every other day. This is the most bloodiest massacre our country has ever seen, in several years and it is downright insane. It’s inhumane. How can you fucking kill these children? This is just so, so, so wrong and twisted, to an unbelievable extent. These sick bastards are just fucking pathetic. This is not Islamic at all. How can they even call themselves Muslims after this. Just the thought of it all makes my guts wrench and twist in convulsion. These so called “Muslims”, fighting for Islam have literally crossed the final line. And do you now why they did this senseless and heartless massacre? AS A REVENGE MISSION, FOR THE AWARDING OF MALALA’S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, AND TO DEMORALIZE OUR MILITARY. These kids ranged from 10-18 years, people. Words cannot describe how pathetic this is. And you know what? That isn’t even the worst part.

The Taliban literally burnt a teacher alive, in front of a whole class of students. While the students were watching, gasoline was poured onto a teacher, and was set on fire. Then, they started shooting without discrimination at the kids. And then beheaded them. Yes, they beheaded the children. 

These dogs need to burn in hell for this. They aren’t Muslims. They’re monsters.

Please re-blog this, people. Create awareness for this. Truly a very, very, sad time for all of humanity.