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This is a side blog and there is a 99% chance I will not follow back.

Unabashedly edgy cringe-inducing they/them bitch. More caustic than toxic in that I'm not going to bite you unless you try to bite me first.

To clarify: I won't say shit to you... Unless you say shit to me. I won't start shit, but I'll gladly waste your time by calling you names and insulting you personally if you start shit. ♥ I never claimed to be nice.

The only exceptions to this are stupid brats interacting in spite of my "minors dni," (<- which is right there,) who will be blocked.

To clarify I mean interactions such as DMs and other private sources of communication. I don't give a shit if some kid likes/reblogs or drops a comment on a post. Public communication/interaction is whatever. Just don't go reblogging my naughty posts if you're like, 13. You shouldn't even be able to see them, I use community labels.

My opinions and actions are my own and do not reflect any broader community I happen to fall into. The people in them are usually much nicer than me, so fuck off if you want to try using me as some kind of an example in your idiotic smear campaign against this-or-that.

General content warnings if I decide to actively utilize this blog for (fictional) sexual content, sadism, masochism, incest, noncon, dubcon, abuse, necro, eroticized gore.

What you won't find here are lolisho or filth kinks, those are not my cup of tea.

Kink-friendly. Para-neutral. Obviously proship. Might drugpost now and then if I'm high or drunk.

My anti-harassment stance only extends as far as fiction. TERFs, reich-wingers, nazis, and other such goons deserve net zero peace and naught else but high-velocity sleeping pills. I consider those people (and antishippers, to be fair) beneath me in every single aspect.

If any of this bothers you, the block button is free use.

Ships You'll Find Here

At least when I'm in the mood for them.

Shiptype Key 💓 = Romantic 💀 = Toxic ⚔️ = Rivalry 🤝 = Besties 😎 = Besties with Benefits

Undertale

Non-familial Sans x Gaster (Classic 💓, pseudo-Classic 💀, and Iniquitale 💀💓 versions)

Sans x Sans (Various, 'OC') 💓💀⚔️🤝

Error x Ink 💓💀⚔️🤝

Catty x BP x Bratty (Iniquitale) 💓

Undyne x Shelphys (Iniquitale) 💓

Fungyne x Shel (Iniquitale) 💓💀

Fuse x BP (Iniquitale) 😎

Fuse x Splatter (Iniquitale) 🤝

C*de x Whats (Rogue_Prog(tale)) 🤝😎💀

Mo Dao Zu Shi

Xiao Xingchen x Xue Yang 💓💀⚔️

... :)

Tiān Guān Cì Fú

Xie Lian x Qi Rong 💀⚔️💓

Mind you I never got past chapter one hundred.

Cookie Run

Longan Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓💀⚔️

Hydrangea Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓🤝

Lotus Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓

Pineapple Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓

Affogato Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie 💓⚔️🤝

That snake is my fandom bicycle .

The Legend of Zelda

The Fierce Deity x Majora 💓💀⚔️🤝

Majora x Happy Mask Salesman 💓💀

Majora x Skull Kid 💀

Maj x Ora 💓🤝

The Legend of Mana

Pokiehl x Olbohn 💓🤝

Star Fox

Leon Powalski x Falco Lombardi 💓💀⚔️

Wolf O'Donnel x Leon Powalski 💓😎

Arcane

Jinx x Silco 💓

Rockman Zero

Kyuubit x Hellbat 💓

Omega x Copy X MKII 💀💓

Cyber Elf X x Copy X 💓⚔️

Teen Weil x Omega 💀

Team Fortress 2

Engie x Pyro 💓💀🤝😎

BLU Pyro x RED Pyro 💓💀⚔️

Heavy x Medic 💓

BLU Medic x RED Medic 💓💀😎⚔️

Kinlist

Fictionkin

I'm a spiritual 'kin. I'm fine with anyone except kin-for-funners from my various sources sliding into my DMs, including kintwins, so long as you're 18+. Minors who do so will be blocked.

WD Gaster (Undertale, Pseudo-Classic)

WD 'Bunny' Gaster (Undertale, Iniquitale)

Siiiighhh... Code (Undertale, Rogue_Prog)

Questioning Pale (UTMV)

Xue Yang (Mo Dao Zu Shi, Novel)

Snake Fruit Cookie (Cookie Run)

Majora (TLoZ, Manga) (Probably a soulbond)

MajOra (TLoZ, Twin Forest Spirits turned Evil Deities turned Mask)

Otherkin

The kind of fae that collects names and has to abide by their promises.

Therian

Some kind'a cat.

I remembered the goddamn email I used for this one hooray.

Except, now my initial mainblog is no longer shadowbanned so I don't really need this blog 🤔

Holy reverse psychology, Batman!

"Proshippers can't use--" is a good way to get proshippers to make ship art out of whatever you're proclaiming we cannot use.

#I'm too lazy and don't like whatever that show was but #I'm sure someone out there will heed the call #lol #proship bluh bluhs

What she doin' over there

#Drowning perhaps #Elona+

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Not going to bother cropping but omg I forgot about Elona's fucking aliases lmao

"Hermit of Mustache" "Entirely Thumb" 😭👌

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GOD

I'm pretty sure you can be a prostitute in this game it is so tempting....

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But my most favorite-est thing in Elona

what other game lets me me an undead warmage that may or may not go on to become a fucking mutant monster ??

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Not going to bother cropping but omg I forgot about Elona's fucking aliases lmao

"Hermit of Mustache" "Entirely Thumb" 😭👌

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GOD

I'm pretty sure you can be a prostitute in this game it is so tempting....

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Not going to bother cropping but omg I forgot about Elona's fucking aliases lmao

"Hermit of Mustache" "Entirely Thumb" 😭👌

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Not going to bother cropping but omg I forgot about Elona's fucking aliases lmao

"Hermit of Mustache" "Entirely Thumb" 😭👌

#Hello #Proship #tagh #if you haven't checked out Elona: do #One of the versions apparently has vore???#And I remember one having you piss all the time #but in general it's a wild ass game #10/10

I think part of the reasons some antis are so uppity is because they suck at discerning some rando sharing their kinky CNC fantasies with other randos ("I'd let [fictional character] [CNC] me any day") as, well, fucking fantasy. They see that and return to monkey ook ook chee chee neurons activating wildly "proshippers support RapE!!!"

Get back to me when the average proshipper shares IRL rape baiting tips. Yes it's a thing. No I've never seen it on here or from self-proclaimed proship persons.

#There's a subreddit devoted to the kink where people share tips #I'm not divulging the subreddit but if you have two braincells you can figure it out #proship bluh bluhs #cnc

Smol little rant because why not.

It annoys me when I venture forth onto the world wide web to look for cute Sanster art and edits and whatnot only to see comments of "ew incest" "aren't they father and son" "Gaster created Sans tho" blah blah blah. I've even been approached about it in that pony game once or twice when sitting around on my Sanster Fanatic pony.

Like sorry but not really sorry at all actually: "they're related" is only a theory and not fucking canon. Especially as someone who only gives a shit about what's in the game itself (and my own AUs): they can be whatever the fuck you want them to be to each other.

Therefore the incessant cries of "incest!!!" are frankly fucking annoying, even to someone who doesn't give a shit about whether or not someone ships incest, because at the end of the day it may discourage people from shipping it, and fuck you I want more cute shippy science boyfriends art to stare at.

Your fanon isn't fucking canon. [AU of your choice] isn't fucking canon. See them as family all you want, but stop bitching if someone dares view them as otherwise.

#I mainly see it when I look it up on pinterest #Occasionally on deviantart and a few times on Youtube #I've only had the displeasure of personally running into idiots who bitch about it being ~incest~ on ponytown thankfully #But ohhh my godddd it's so annoying #Undertale flavored rant #Proship adjacent rant

Possible tmi lol

I just took a look at my tits in the mirror and I am concerned. I used to be hairy as fuck. Where did the hair go??? I mean hurrah they're going to freeze off in the winter but??? What??? I'm a hairy bitch that's my THING. WHERE DID IT GO 😭

#A friend said I should start doing T #But I don't wanna risk growing a pseudo-penis #That's like #the only thing #well.#That and the blood tests. I would rather die than have any more blood tests #I'd had like three in my life and that's three too many thank you

On all levels except physical I am Aughra.

#I've been kin-questioning this old crone for a week or two now lol .

Protip:

This keeps minors (those who haven't lied about their age, at least) and people who have their settings set to filter some or all of the above from seeing your fucking porn ✨

#proship #and really fandom at large because I'm sure there are antis who do this shit too #but I'm specifying proship because every other day I see some numpty posting un-community labeled r34 #and I don't peruse anti tags why the FUCK would I #For a community that's all about tagging things correctly a lot of you suck at it.#For the record I have my settings set to show all. But like. Not everyone does. And while I stand by not #being a fucking babysitter for brats online #don'cha think you should utilize all site features to keep your r34 away from kids??? lol????#And people in general who have the settings set not to show anything????#Like yeah some brat can just make an account where they lie about their age but at THAT point #it really isn't YOUR problem #but not taking precautions otherwise? lame lol.#I take as much pleasure clicking the 'suggest community label' button on every single one of those #as I do reporting antiship death threats <3

In my meanderings to find something to zone out to I have located the anime version of Sans Undertale.

#I am sure someone has already made this shitty joke(?)#No Longer Allowed in Another World #Sans Undertale (but human???? gone wrong gone... waow)

Fuck Netflix tbh.

If your headlights are so bright that I have to wear a hat or hoodie at night to not be blinded by your shitty car then I hope you drive into a ditch.

If your headlights are so bright that they fucking blind me during the DAY if I so much as glance in the direction of your shitty car then I hope you drive into a swift moving river.

#If I wanted my retinas to sizzle and burn I would look at the sun.#Obligatory Fuck LED Headlights post

"What if a kid sees this!"

I don't pay for internet to babysit other people's kids on the internet. Hope this helps

#proship bluh bluhs

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