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Bath time is the best time!

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Me at the beginning: What the fuck is that thing?

Me at the end: What the fuck was that thing? It was being such a good boy.

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Red Tegu Lizard named MacGyver. Male Tegu apparently grow those jowls. I think it makes them look like they swallowed a hamburger whole.

Tegu are apparently some of the smartest and most sociable lizards. They recognize their owners, can be trained to some degree and show affection.

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He wanted her to pick him up I can’t believe this what a good boy

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Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice

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TELL ‘EM JOE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

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god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

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Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

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^ SO MUCH THIS

It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

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I remember rewatching this as an adult and worrying that the punchline of ‘fat girl trying to be sexy’ was gonna happen. But it never did. Sure she was goofy at times, like how bouncy she can be. But how attractive she was wasn’t ever denied or used as a joke

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Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat.

Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person.

Two weeks later:

He won’t leave.

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@donskoi

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Tell us your secret oh great kitty whisperer.

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Step one: let him hide or shy away from you if he wants to. He wouldn’t let me touch him for a couple days after we got back from the shelter. His comfort was more important than me getting to touch him.

Step two: make yourself nonthreatening. In my case this meant being very quiet, bringing food and lying down on the ground within his eyesight as an invitation to investigate.

Step three: watch his body language and don’t do things that make him uncomfortable. Turns out my cat often bit when he was overstimulated so I made sure not to overwhelm him.

Step four: draw lines, but not with brute force. Even though his biting wasn’t meant to hurt, I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t injure anyone in the future. So I decided when he bit me, I’d yelp “ow!” And then withdraw all physical contact for a few minutes, sometimes leaving the room. Now he never bites, but sometimes he puts his teeth on my hand and then thinks better of it.

Step five: provide a good outlet for destructive behaviors. Aka PLAY WITH HIM, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Step six: be patient.

Step seven: get lucky and somehow pick up the best cat in the entire shelter. I don’t know how it happened but he’s a godsend. He’s literally cuddled me out of a panic attack. We both really needed each other.

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Chrissy Teigen has been trolling Donald Trump for 9 years on Twitter. She said in USA Today “I’ve actually been a big Donald Trump hater for a long time. If you go back, I’ve been trolling him for about 5 to 7 years now. I’ve been doing this forever and I take pride in that. If you go back to my old tweets I was like: “You’re the fucking worst” many years ago. I can’t believe somebody could actually do this all day, every day, and still be president. It’s insane. I think he’s the fucking most vile person on this planet and if I mysteriously go missing in the next 4 years then that’s what happened.”

Donald Trump acknowledged Chrissy Teigen’s tweets a couple of times. In 2015, Trump retweeted someone calling Teigen a “gutter mouth woman” - because, you know, fighting your own battles and staying away from subtle misogyny is the way to go.

And finally, after 9 good years of Teigen trolling, Donald Trump finally blocked her on Twitter.