[naheva-deactivated20140705]

Try and get it fixed by tonight.

[ivybluepce]

And how are you gonna do that?

[ayetheo]

'Cos I help you clean your messes?

[ivybluepce]

That and because you're helpful

[andrewyup-deactivated20140102]

Exactly the same thing i thought. That’s enough toast to get me and my children by for eternity,maybe even my childrens children.h

[ivybluepce]

Well, probably not. Maybe yourself and your kids

[fcklois]

A stream of vile nude pictures have landed in my inbox, that’s what’s happened.

[ivybluepce]

Well... how vile?

[naheva-deactivated20140705]

I didn’t mean to.

[ivybluepce]

I'm sure you didn't. But what are you gonna do now?

[elyraen]

Wow, really — I’m that lucky? All the responsibility goes to me? Fine, deal.

[ivybluepce]

Yes, I'm giving you the honor

[ayetheo]

Pip can go pip himself, I’ll help.

[ivybluepce]

Will you? See, this is why I'm your friend

[ayetheo]

Count me in.

[ivybluepce]

I'm thinking of making it a party for everyone. Although Pip doesn't want to do the cleaning

[fcklois]

I need to remind myself whenever I next get drunk to not hand my phone number out so willingly.

[ivybluepce]

What happened this time Curt?

[naheva-deactivated20140705]

No..

[ivybluepce]

Oh Jane..

[andrewyup-deactivated20140102]

Did you know a single bolt of lightning contains enough energy to cook 100,000 pieces of toast.

[ivybluepce]

Enough toast to last you a lifetime

[elyraen]

C’mon Ivy. Just walk up to any of ‘em and say Pip said you’re in the cleaning up after my party committee. They’ll do it. Probably.

[ivybluepce]

Okay, okay. As long as you're responsible for it

[naheva-deactivated20140705]

A couple of scratches and a dent.

[ivybluepce]

Ouch. Anyway to fix it before your dad finds out?

[coachella--rp]

Definitely not, I prefer them over regular clothes, honestly. Anyone that thinks otherwise should be banished.

[ivybluepce]

They're a bit too loose for me, I like something more... form fitting from time to time

[ayetheo]

Got a Wii?

[ivybluepce]

Yup

[naheva-deactivated20140705]

But I think my dad is going to kill me….

[ivybluepce]

How bad was the damage to the car?

[elyraen]

'M automatically volunteering absolutely anyone that isn't me, if you will. 

[ivybluepce]

That's not very nice, Pip