luke patterson simp sideblog

bel | 18 | she/her | willex | (this is my sideblog, my main one is @barnesmaximoffsimp)

[wlwcarries]

@girlboss-molina​ the answer is yes

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[garc-i-a]

Adding myself to the clowning. So Dumb and Dumber are at it again but no one noticed Madison’s Instastories a few hours ago. Yes she was talking about police brutality but look at the photos themselves.

She is DEFINITELY not in a car seat. She is also wearing her face mask. If she was in the car, she wouldn’t be wearing it. So she is either in a public place in these or somewhere she HAS to wear her face mask. TO ME, it looks like a standard bus or airplane seat and set up. So the question is, where’s she going? 👀 You may now add this to the clown fest.

[willexx]

Compiling a list to keep track of the clowning:

owen winked when talking about a potential season 2

owen has gotten both of his vaccinations

charlie and sacha were just with kenny

charlie’s insta bio said “...” yesterday

charlie changed it to “?” today

paul deleted some of the bts videos

thank you madi, jadah, and sav for not clowning or messing with us

[missmitchieg]

Madi actually posted on her insta story pictures of her in either a bus or airplane seat wearing a mask. So. Scratch that last one.

[willexx]

OWEN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN OH MY GOD PUT YOUR CLOWN SHOES ON OH MY GOD???? HELLO????? OWEN PATRICK JOYNER DO NOT GIVE ME A CRISIS Y’ALL, I-

[thedeathdeelers]

another scene we were robbed of:

alex going to join the boys after they got kicked out of julie’s room the first time, and letting them know that she didn’t get back into the music program

and then it’s just a super indignant Luke ranting for over an hour about how a TALENT LIKE THAT should nEVER be REJECTED anD HOw daRE THeY

and that’s when he goes and flips through his songbook, looking for that one perfect song that would best showcase that wrecking ball of a talent of hers (also once he does find the perfect song, he spends another hour trying to come up with a pep talk but when that doesn’t work he decides to wing it) (staring at the food in the fridge helped) (he thinks)

[adhd-disaster-willie]

reggie makes up a ton of ridiculous replacements for swear words and everyone thinks its because he doesn't wanna swear but really he just finds it hilarious how much alex hates it.

reggie: what the frick-frack-snickety-snack is going on?

alex, sobbing: please, please just say fuck

[adhd-disaster-willie]

bonus points if he only does this when alex is around.

alex: i cannot stand reggie's made up curse words, i'm gonna go insane

willie: he said fuck like 5 times yesterday before you showed up

alex: he wHAT-

[fairylightsandrainydays-deactiv]

reggie: what the heckity heck?? five abs in one pec!

alex: w h a t

[adhd-disaster-willie]

reggie: oh doodly dang heck, i stubbed my toe

alex, dramatically dragging his hands over his face: i will k i l l you

[fairylightsandrainydays-deactiv]

reggie: oh starfish, i forgot to give julie that new bracelet

alex: THIS CROSSES A LINE

[adhd-disaster-willie]

reggie: goodness golly gracious this is a dilemma

alex: fuck, FUCK, F U C K!!! IT IS NOT THAT HARD

[gay-ghosts-committing-crimes]

Reggie: peas and crackers!! i nearly forgot to grab the notebook julie asked for

Alex, raising his eyes to the sky and trying to keep from tearing out his hair: please, why pease?? WHY FUCKING PEAS?????

[the-foungaytions-of-degay]

Reggie: oh jesus’s fried chicken! i almost forgot my flannel

Alex: *sobbing* the initials of jesus fucking christ and you didn’t say fuck ;-;

*later with julie* 

Reggie: oh bloodyfucking hell

Julie: i recorded that :),,,,,,, might send it to Alex if you eat all the cookies

[sapphossidechick]

Reggie: *stubs his toe* oh hecking horses, i didn’t see that gosh diddly darn desk :(

Alex, with tears streaming down his face: just say fuck it’s not that hard

later:

reggie: *stubs his toe* motherFUCKER THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT DESK IS IN MY FUCKING WAY AGAIN

luke: *muffled snickering*

[wlwcarries]

reggie: oh golly gosh darnit, the band van broke down! it looks like we have a real fudge pie of a situation on our hands here :(

alex, eyes closed and about to snap his drumsticks in half: reggie i am going to break these sticks aND THEN YOU PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK

[willex-n-waffles]

Take a moment to think about, like, 7th grade Alex, Luke, and Reggie being annoying little middle school boys who get into trouble and snicker at adults and scrape their knees. But they always have each other’s backs and they go out to corner stores after school, pulling crinkled money out of their pockets to buy slushees and sitting together on a curb drinking them while Luke fiddles with his new guitar. And they talk about summertime and the girl Reggie likes and what they’re gonna be when they grow up, and Alex says that he really doesn’t know yet, but Luke gets this giant grin on his face and he says with absolute vigor “I’m gonna be a rockstar!” like it’s the most sure thing in the world, because to him, it is.

[wlwcarries]

i think this is the best thing i’ve ever made

[willex-n-waffles]

ANI EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS VIDEO I LITERALLY CRY THIS IS THEE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS WEBSITE THANK YOU FOR BEING PERFECT

[adhd-disaster-willie]

HEY ANI HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE,,, I CANNOT BREATHE THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS ILY

[sunsetcurve]

everyone’s talking about how luke took his jacket off before stand tall because he just had to be sleeveless but no one is talking about how alex decided to undo the top like five buttons of his shirt

[oldsmobile-hotdogs]

@sk8rwillie miranda you cant just hide this in the tags !!!!! /lh

[whajshwhshajsh-deactivated20231]

oh to be luke patterson and have julie molina create an entire fantasy sequence of you dancing with her

[a-tomb-with-a-view]

Alex has huge *gently cradles willie’s face with both hands* energy and Willie has huge *lightly tugs Alex forward by grabbing his hoodie* energy, and idk how to explain or expand but also I’m right

[celestiallglow]

And I rage and I rage But perhaps I will come of age.

[homobiwan]

pretty boy isn’t an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you’re still complimenting them. you’re just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don’t you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.

[julieandthequeers]

[grovervnderwoodposts]

the “loves and supports julie molina 100%” squad (✿ ♥ ◡ ♥)

[bexxiii]

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

<333

[jonmercer]

Julie and the Phantoms sets (The Molina house)