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Profile pic is of Iscend Comprine from Seth Dickinson’s Masquerade series. The beautiful art was done by @anthyies, who has graciously allowed me to attach it to my dumb blog.

I keep flags in my bio for fun.

I WRITE WEIRD TRANSGENDER INCEST ROMANCE. DON’T LIKE, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Ao3: Trans_nerd_66

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clickrtraind

instant puppy

clickrtraind

panel one girl scared and sad and wearing clothes she hates and too tired and done to take care of herself. shes like no its ok im sorry for taking up space i dont want to bother you .

cut to panel two and her new owner's got her lying across her thighs, stroking her softly and kissinf her sore paws even though she's still kind of wet from thw bath her owner gave her. shes got a bone strapped into her snout so she cant apologize for being around anymore

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AND shes gained a ton of weight

gonna dye my hair black tonight…

cute goth girl days r upon us

stateownedslut

The Daughter Armed Revolutionary League - Insurgent Network Group's propaganda wing is still investigating why their latest slogan has not only failed to attract new members but actually caused several defections from our ranks. They're just really not sure where they're losing girls with: 'Daughters of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your dads!'

stateownedslut

The Daughter Armed Revolutionary League - Insurgent Network Group kindly requests that you do Not refer to our members as 'Little Darlings' EVEN IF they appear to blush and giggle and get all shy when you do so, and, furthermore, our comrades are reminded not to fall for this obvious attempt at subterfuge.

sorrysisxxx

big sister who chastises you for being a failure of a gifted child when her cock is bruising your throat

"mom expected so much more out of you, we all did. and now all you're good for is sucking cock."

"you know when you told us all you were trans we thought you'd get your shit together once you figured out who you are but all we ended up with was a fag who cries when they masturbate"

angelic-soyo

listen it doesn’t study enough science to know exactly what sort of platforms the enemy air force might be using to engage in spiritual and psychic attacks. it’s only in its 2nd year of high school.

angelic-soyo

but it seriously does think microwaves must be involved

angelic-soyo

or perhaps originium arts are at work?

angelic-soyo

sometimes washing your hair, getting 8 hours of sleep, and doing some writing doesn’t fix it so you have to start seriously considering that the enemy air force has deployed some sort of microwave based weaponry or something

angelic-soyo

well at least there’s always the comforting embrace of the yak-7

kt100

i really feel like a kids book protagonist the way all of my friends are like. Dog. Whale. Cat. Bunny. Possum. Cow. Dragon. Bird. Doll. Puppy. Slugcat from Rain World.

filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

this-is-a-name-dont-worry

gshsjb

skinks

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

#I do this