“alexa play despacito” is the new “let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin”

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“alexa play despacito” is the new “let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin”
“alexa play despacito” is the new “let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin”
yuuri: who’d even wanna coach me after all my failures?
victor:
yuuri: who’d even be happy to see me naked on ice?
victor:
yuuri: who’d even believe in me more than I believe in myself?
victor:
yuuri: who’d even love-
victor:
yuuri: who’d even marry-
victor:
today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules
today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules
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This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr
We really are fucked I mean ww3 could break out any day and we’d all be like ”this is so sad alexa play despacito”
some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me
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important takeaways from this poster:
victor nikiforov is a sockless gay, confirmed
victor is the reason yuuri cuffs his pants
the russian dramatique aesthetic
beach and ankles = yuuri batsignals we been knew
MOMO SHOULDVE BEEN EMPLOYED TO INTERN WITH FAT GUM LIKE KIRISHIMA BECAUSE HER QUIRK INVOLVES FOOD SIMILAR TO FAT GUM AND TAMAKI’S, BUT HORI IS TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO GIVE MOMO HER TIME TO SHINE DESPITE HER GETTING INTO U.A ON RECOMMENDATIONS LIKE TODOROKI. WHO GETS TREATED LIKE GODS GIFT BECAUSE OF HIS STRONG QUIRK, BUT MOMO GETS NOTHING BUT TREATED LIKE A FUCKING OBJECT FOR MEN
no matter what happens in this movie, we know how the story ends.
it ends with victor and yuuri meeting each other, and falling in love, and getting engaged, and loving and trusting and supporting each other, and spending the rest of their lives together.
however sad victor’s backstory may be, whatever loneliness he had to endure in his adolescence, we know there’s a drunk boy in a ballroom waiting for him a few years down the line who is going to bring him so much happiness and joy and life and love.
and we get to see the road that lead him to that ballroom and man. i am just so excited.