I Wanna Fart In Your Face

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[kitty]

THIS is what the government doesn’t want you to know

[feedmerightmeow]

[irish-luthor]

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

[hearticho]

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

[switchingtogeico]

I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

[stability]

[homokommari]

all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[tardis2101]

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

[toothmuncher3000]

A podcast: *exists*

Blue Apron:

[hivs]

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

[antidevelopment]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[salmonpynk]

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

[stevetomjohn]

is this… a Mozart shitpost

[catsofinstagram]

[teenagerposts]

heard the guy talk in this video and i was immediately teleported to brooklyn

[farrahsophiaa]

One of my favs

[cursedcatimages]

[urinetrouble]

@bunnyflab

[grumsal]

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

[classycarolinagirl]

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂