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This is 100% me
… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr
this is a visual metaphor for my little pony
WHORE!!!
I forgot I was making caramel at work. It’s a tad overcooked.
Congrats on making actual fucking lava
i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off
me after 3 hours sleep
mother : are you all right? me :
Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg “prove this is a triangle” I literally know it’s a triangle like intuitively bitch
THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS
edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com
Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches
Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment
THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything
THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING
The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them
this is how harry styles sees the world
these seem like a truly necessary purchase
i wish tumblr had polls so u could be like should i go for a walk and everyone would be like yes
to get a lot of followers you need a popular post
to get a popular post you need a lot of followers
to get a job you need experience
to get experience you need a job
to get a car you need a job
to get a job you need a car
to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places
to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction
cats will be like "mreep" and every human in the vicinity will be like yes maam youre so right you know everything we love you