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[worldcircus]

[hotelmario]

The universe waking me up at 4pm

[wolven0ne-universe]

So, Undertale Won the Playstation Indie Development Award Last Night

And this time, Toby Fox was actually there to accept it.

[starsona]

He looks like a fucking serial killer

[iwanttobethegamer]

If you wash your bread before you eat it, don't talk to me

[airframeextender]

[gihou-resigned-deactivated20181]

kids who were forced to be catholic and go to private school culture is being obsessed with biblical and catholic imagery even though youre not religious anymore

[gihou-resigned-deactivated20181]

me: fuck catholicism it ruined my life

a piece of clothing: is gold and has jesus on it or something

me:

[crunchybasil]

UM IM STILL CATHOLIC BUT THATS A FAT MOOD

[gihou-resigned-deactivated20181]

so you just gon bring me a comment saying big mood but youre still catholic on my anticatholicism post about being anticatholic with a comment saying youre catholic on my anticatholic post with a catholic comment

[iwanttobethegamer]

Try dealing with an overly religious person, they can't go without a sentence with saying God this and God that!

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

[kronosa113]

He’s so great

[artblush]

Time to get spooky

[artblush]

It’s that time of year again 👀

[badlydrawnjojocomics]

c:

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[ladybugsandchats]

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

[novafuzzcheeks]

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

[iwanttobethegamer]

It's my birthday today

So yeeeeeeeeeeeet

[iwanttobethegamer]

I have never been more scared in my life.

[exmellivorinae]

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

[a-windsor]

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

[exmellivorinae]

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

[a-windsor]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[emeraldboreas-deactivated201809]

My brother got a really great paid internship one summer. The guy who hired him said the deciding factor was the professional thank you letter my brother sent after the interview.

[suaimhneas-peace-deactivated202]

should it be an email? or like a physical letter?

[daminwayne]

email, you want to send it within a few hours at max after the interview if you can so it’s fresh in their mind who you are. 

[khirsahle]

Confirmed! I interviewed for a job right after arriving in NY. The interview went incredibly well, and I went home and immediately wrote a thank you letter and put it in the mail. I had a super good feeling about this interview.

I didn’t get the job.

However, a few weeks later, I was called in to interview with another editor in the same company, and I did get that job. I found out later from the initial editor (the one who didn’t hire me) that he had planned to offer me the job, but since I didn’t follow up with a thank you letter, he assumed I didn’t really want it. He offered the job to another contender–but when he got my letter in the mail shortly after the offer had already been made, he went to HR and gave me a glowing recommendation. It was based on that recommendation that I got called in for the second interview.

So: send an email thank you immediately (same day!) after the interview. If you’re feeling extra, go ahead and send a written one too. OR go immediately to a coffee shop, write the letter, and return to the office and give it to the secretary.

Either way, those letters are important.

[neurofancier-deactivated]

Pro tip: If you really want HR to develop a personal interest in your application, publicly thank them on linkedin. Just make a short post telling your network about how X recruiter really went above and beyond to make you feel welcome, or about how be accommodating and professional they were, or whatever. Make sure to use the mention feature so they’ll get a notification and see it. 

Flattery will get you everywhere… and public flattery that might make its way back to their manager, doubly so.

[oaky-dokey]

Obligatory plug for one of FreePrintable.net’s sites: ThankYouLetter.ws. They have a whole section with interview thank you letter templates, and a page with specific tips for interview thank you letters. (There are also tons of other letter templates if you browse around a bit.)

[cricketcat9]

As a former professional recruiter and recruiting manager, I confirm, especially for entry-level positions, where you are competing with oodles of people. This little thing can make a difference. Also the fact that, maybe, you took time to google the “interview etiquette”.

[boogiewoogiebuglegal]

SIGNAL BOOST

[iwanttobethegamer]

Preach

[buffysummers]

Every single night I get in my bed and say I’m going to sleep but then I scroll on my phone sometimes for up to an hour and every single fucking morning I wake up and wanna slap myself in the face for being so stupid. It is a sick, sick cycle that cannot be broken. I’m literally doing it… RIGHT! NOW!

[lightfangx-thosewhofellbefore]

Ha!

HAHAHA!

You think YOU’RE bad?! I’m currently scrolling through Tumblr, listening to music on YouTube, and trying to art ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

IT’S CURRENTLY 3:07 IN THE MORNING

HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!

[iwanttobethegamer]

It's 5:57 am in the morning.

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[donnazbullsit]

isn’t this whole fucking post just the plot of Steven Universe

[pikachatwentyfive]

Hey we need that

[iwanttobethegamer]

Hey I'll also lend my straightness to the mix

[niuniente]

Black Cryptid

[heterochromia-cat-deactivated20]

indeed

[pockutwalt]

drew art of this VERY good cryptid!!!

[weloveshortvideos]

This dog sucks at fetch

[cachorritx]

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

[keelime-art]

@super-griffing

[notlikingbestgirl]

Starling platinum