'Sup

Name's Sebastian, I'm a 26 y/o who is meme trash and doesn't have a solid theme. Feel free to ask anything.

[little-miss-fangling]

i was getting birthday spankings at the dungeon last night, and the person domming me was making me count them.

she made it up to five, paused for a few seconds, and hit me twice in rapid succession, hard, before pausing again.

you can imagine my reaction when, in a crowded dungeon, i was made to yell:

"SIX SEVEN"

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[theadhdgoblin]

[389]

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

[theehorsepusssy]

[demonicae]

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

[teaspoon-of-stars]

[isthei]

so sad abt aang again… he woke up all alone in the world and suddenly had to end a hundred year war. he should’ve been on coolmathgames dot com

[greelin]

“no job is worth your physical & mental health” i hauve. Bills.

[greelin]

i love when “just quit!” is thrown out as a suggestion. like damn thank you i’ve never thought of that before ever. in my life. There are these things called groceries and doctor visits

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

Capitalism is a hostage situation, and we are all the hostages.

[despazito]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[wizard0rb]

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

[wizard0rb]

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

[wizard0rb]

happy birthday to the only video game ever

[wizard0rb]

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[aropride]

[saywhat-politics]

Teens are doxxing their own dads for being ICE.

Round of applause to these teens.

@mjmadison23

[quasi-normalcy]

I feel like the Venn diagram of guys who would join a fascist paramilitary goon squad and guys who would beat their children is probably pretty close to being a circle.

[iftadwascool]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i woulda gotten soooo overstimulated if i was a kid on the Polar Express when he starts doing all that bullshit with the hot cocoa i would have started acting out

[dogpuppy]

[sclera]

[sclera]